Pure Parents

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> > Help !  Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two >> > daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They >have >> > both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents >> > benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. >We >> > are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could >work >> > out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me >if >> Are you aware of the legal implications of this? >In CA it’s legal for adults to adopt adults.  No hassle with social >workers, etc, but the petition does have to be approved by the courts. >In many, perhaps all, states, actually.  However, the sound of the post >suggested a proposal of a rather more informal and fraudulent nature >:-). I note also that offer of financial inducement to the prospective >adoptee is probably outside the law if you *are* considering the full >petition.  Both for reasons of black-market adoption and circumvention of >immigration laws, monetary exchange gets looked at rather carefully in >these matters.

I don’t know much about the legal view here, but I would certainly suspect that if the airline employer found out that one of their employees was "profiting on the side" from reselling their benefits in this manner, it would be out the door for them.  

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> Are you aware of the legal implications of this?

In CA it’s legal for adults to adopt adults.  No hassle with social workers, etc, but the petition does have to be approved by the courts. > Help !  Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two > daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have > both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents > benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We > are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work > out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if

– Mary Shafer               NASA Dryden Flight Research Center, Edwards, CA SR-71 Flying Qualities Lead Engineer     Of course I don’t speak for NASA URL http://www.dfrc.nasa.gov/People/Shafer/mary.html

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Get rid of the husband ….then we can talk! LOL On the Move – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Are you aware of the legal implications of this? >In CA it’s legal for adults to adopt adults.  No hassle with social >workers, etc, but the petition does have to be approved by the courts. > > Help !  Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two > > daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have > > both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents > > benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We > > are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work > > out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if >– >Mary Shafer               NASA Dryden Flight Research Center, Edwards, CA >SR-71 Flying Qualities Lead Engineer     Of course I don’t speak for NASA >URL http://www.dfrc.nasa.gov/People/Shafer/mary.html

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>> > Help !  Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two > > daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have > > both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents > > benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We > > are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work > > out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if > Are you aware of the legal implications of this? >In CA it’s legal for adults to adopt adults.  No hassle with social >workers, etc, but the petition does have to be approved by the courts.

In many, perhaps all, states, actually.  However, the sound of the post suggested a proposal of a rather more informal and fraudulent nature . I note also that offer of financial inducement to the prospective adoptee is probably outside the law if you *are* considering the full petition.  Both for reasons of black-market adoption and circumvention of immigration laws, monetary exchange gets looked at rather carefully in these matters. Deborah Stevenson

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> >You need a UIUC degree to become an FA?? >And, in all my time at ISU, I thought U of I was the better school > Who says FA?  I’m going straight for Queen, or at least some kind of > cool-uniformed cockpit crew.  And these folks are not getting off with > just state tuition–UIUC is my employer, not a conferrer of my degrees. > My would-be parents should be happy I didn’t ask for replenishment of the > graduate as well as undergraduate funding .

I’ve got the ol’ UIUC degree on my wall, and I’m a cool-uniformed cockpit crew member.  ’Course I also had UIUC as my employer at various stages. I don’t think I’d make a good Queen, though. –Mark Rogers – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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>I’ve got the ol’ UIUC degree on my wall, and I’m a cool-uniformed cockpit >crew member.  ’Course I also had UIUC as my employer at various stages. >I don’t think I’d make a good Queen, though.

oh I don’t know Mark. Let’s put you and DS in [insert your airline]’s uniform with appropriate stripes(does Queen rate 5 or 6 stripes, or does she just get like an Admiral’s shoulder boards with gold backing and little hearts or something?). I mean female flight crew that I’ve seen wear pants and shirts just like da boys. >–Mark Rogers

-richard — Richard A. Muirden, UNIX Systems Administrator and aviation nut! ICQ: 16663127 Cybersource: TCP/IP network management and Unix/Windows integration.  "Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of  the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts." – Babylon 5.

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>> >You need a UIUC degree to become an FA?? > >And, in all my time at ISU, I thought U of I was the better school > Who says FA?  I’m going straight for Queen, or at least some kind of > cool-uniformed cockpit crew.  And these folks are not getting off with > just state tuition–UIUC is my employer, not a conferrer of my degrees. > My would-be parents should be happy I didn’t ask for replenishment of the > graduate as well as undergraduate funding . >I’ve got the ol’ UIUC degree on my wall, and I’m a cool-uniformed cockpit >crew member.  ’Course I also had UIUC as my employer at various stages. >I don’t think I’d make a good Queen, though.

So you’re saying your airline probably has an opening there ? Deborah Stevenson

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>> >Help ! Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two > >daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have > >both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents > >benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We > >are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work > >out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if > My requirement would be reimbursement for my college tuition . >You need a UIUC degree to become an FA?? >And, in all my time at ISU, I thought U of I was the better school

Who says FA?  I’m going straight for Queen, or at least some kind of cool-uniformed cockpit crew.  And these folks are not getting off with just state tuition–UIUC is my employer, not a conferrer of my degrees. My would-be parents should be happy I didn’t ask for replenishment of the graduate as well as undergraduate funding . People these days just don’t realize the *responsibilities* of parenting… Deborah Stevenson

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Help ! Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two >daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have >both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents >benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We >are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work >out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if > My requirement would be reimbursement for my college tuition . > Deborah Stevenson

You need a UIUC degree to become an FA?? And, in all my time at ISU, I thought U of I was the better school Michael

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Sally, Are you aware of the legal implications of this? Michael – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Help !  Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two > daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have > both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents > benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We > are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work > out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if

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When I lived in St. Paul and worked for a "small but lively" and very selective small liberal arts college I occasionally thought about a marriage of convenience with a NW employee with a system pass for dependents in exchange for free college tuition.  The problem is that when you work for those kinds of places, you don’t take enough time off. Tom – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Help ! Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two >daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have >both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents >benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We >are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work >out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if > My requirement would be reimbursement for my college tuition . > Deborah Stevenson

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[ Adopt-an-ex-attendant's-parents ] >Geeze, talk about setting a good example for your children.

Did you read the original post? YMTS "Children setting a good example for their parents". HTH,         -Kenny — Kenneth R. Crudup, Unix Software Consultant, Scott County Consulting Home: 8051 Newell St. #914      Silver Spring, MD 20910-0914    (301) 562-1922 Work: 2300 Central Expressway   Santa Clara, CA 95050           (408) 566-2710

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>>Help !  Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two >daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have >both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents >benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We >are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work >out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if >My requirement would be reimbursement for my college tuition .

I’ll do it for a certain red Italian convertible (plus gas, insurance and maintenance). And no whining about what time I come home! >Deborah Stevenson

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Help !  Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if

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>Help !      Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two >daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have >both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents >benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We >are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work >out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if

My requirement would be reimbursement for my college tuition . Deborah Stevenson

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> Help !     Will some one claim my husband and me as parents?  I have two > daughters who used to work for the airlines, United and Eastern. They have > both quit now a and are raising their families. We loved the parents > benefits, understand about patience, dressing properly, being discreet. We > are looking for someone with no family to claim us.  Perhaps we could work > out something financially to help the employee also.  Please contact me if

Uhhh, I think this would be better posted in alt.travel.scam. Geeze, talk about setting a good example for your children. Michael Baldwin

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