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>Mother Hickey tolerates British spelling. However, she does NOT touch >anyone’s vile piles, i.e., hemorrhoids. In person she holds the >sufferer’s hand and sings to him or her until the pain and swelling are >relieved. Why do you make fun of Mother Hickey’s healing power? She’s >reaching out and trying to eliminate some of the world’s misery. What do >you do but come along and mock her. Shame on you! When did you ever >soothe anyone’s hemorrhoidal flare-ups?
Ahhhh, let me get this straight. You hold someone’s hand while using your "healing powers" to cure swelling of hemorrhoids? BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I guess just handing him a tube of Preparation H is out of the question. Steve Knight #855 Knight of BAAWA
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My healing comes from a real source of faith and not some quack online preaching to some parents who don’t give a sh**. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->If you were not healed, you did not have faith. > I would ask how you know, but your ramblings are not that interesting to me, so > I THUSLY would not be interested in your response. > (Side note to group, my spell check did not have a problem with the spelling of > "thusly") >Mother Hickey restored it
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> : That’s all we need folks: A Hickey on our Haemorrhoids. > Mother Hickey tolerates British spelling. However, she does NOT touch > anyone’s vile piles, i.e., hemorrhoids. In person she holds the > sufferer’s hand and sings to him or her until the pain and swelling are > relieved. Why do you make fun of Mother Hickey’s healing power? She’s > reaching out and trying to eliminate some of the world’s misery. What do > you do but come along and mock her. Shame on you! When did you ever > soothe anyone’s hemorrhoidal flare-ups? > : Can they cure your diarrohea of the mouth? > If you stuff enough of them into your cakehole, why not? Note that the > proper British spelling of the word you’re groping for is diarrhoea. > Must I teach you even the Evil Queen’s English? Didn’t you learn it in > one of those schools where children are regularly caned? > : Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "holy shit". > Why do you insist of making everything dirty? Are you some sort of > coprophiliac? That’s a psychological disorder, you know, and it can keep > you from getting certain jobs. Some coprophiliacs are even put away. > There’s a vivid thought. And you thought hell was imaginary. > : Translation: Spit makes the colours run. > Mother Hickey does not spit on her Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. The > dyes in it interfere with the healing power. Don’t ask me how. > : Preparation "H" works too. Better and cheaper. > Are you sure it’s cheaper? You didn’t write for our price list. And > besides, Preparation H provides only temporary relieve of itch and > swelling. When used as directed, Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom > Tissue heals hemorrhoids for good. Individual results may vary, of > course: it all depends on your Faith. It won’t work for you at all if > you eat unclean foods and sin recklessly. It has worked for many > otherwise sincere unbelievers. God knows His Churches are full of > hypocrites who give Religion a bad name, and He doesn’t blame some of you > for becoming atheists. Many of you will find that Mother Hickey Miracle > Healing Bathroom Tissue will restore the precious faith that you lost > when you were abused or molested by a member of the clergy. Try some! > It works! > : What’s next? Karmmic Kotex? Tantric Tampons? > There’s only one m in "karmic." These "products" would appeal to the New > Age set, who really worship the devil, not God. I’ll have to ask Mother > Hickey what she offers to ease the pains of menstrual cramps. I’m sure > the red Mother Hickey Miracle Prayer Cloth would do the trick. Would you > like to order one for your "significant other"? It won’t work if you > continue fornicating. She must first be cleansed (ideally by a Mother > Hickey Miracle Cleansing Washcloth) and then either kick you out or marry > you and spend how ever long you’ve been living in sin together atoning > through celibacy for your travesty of God’s Law. > : You are one sick puppy Max. > Why drag him into this? Is he your scapegoat or something? Do you blame > him for your problem with acrobystitis as well? > Mother Eulalia -|- > | > Don’t you atheists blame me for intruding on your desecration of all > things holy. Erikc dragged me over here to defend my honor — and the > Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. Don’t be the last one on > your block to wipe away YOUR misery with some! >I’m confused. This is either a very sly joke, or ed’s old lady. I can’t >tell which. >dotcom, off… >yes, I am an atheist, and no, I don’t want to hear about jeeezus >There is no god worth our worship. > Martin Schlottmann
Mother Hickey is a man who sends these stupid posts to alt.atheism every now and then. He also bothers the people in alt.parenting.solutions. He thinks he’s being funny, but he is simply weird. Michelle Malkin (Mickey) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list #1 ULC minister #3 High Priestess Bastet of the Non-Church Temple of Si & Am EAC Bible Thumper Thumper BAAWA Knight Who Says SPONG! ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ You can lead a fundy to water, but you can’t make him think – Liz #658 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> : That’s all we need folks: A Hickey on our Haemorrhoids. > Mother Hickey tolerates British spelling. However, she does NOT touch > anyone’s vile piles, i.e., hemorrhoids. In person she holds the > sufferer’s hand and sings to him or her until the pain and swelling are > relieved. Why do you make fun of Mother Hickey’s healing power? She’s > reaching out and trying to eliminate some of the world’s misery. What do > you do but come along and mock her. Shame on you! When did you ever > soothe anyone’s hemorrhoidal flare-ups? > : Can they cure your diarrohea of the mouth? > If you stuff enough of them into your cakehole, why not? Note that the > proper British spelling of the word you’re groping for is diarrhoea. > Must I teach you even the Evil Queen’s English? Didn’t you learn it in > one of those schools where children are regularly caned? > : Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "holy shit". > Why do you insist of making everything dirty? Are you some sort of > coprophiliac? That’s a psychological disorder, you know, and it can keep > you from getting certain jobs. Some coprophiliacs are even put away. > There’s a vivid thought. And you thought hell was imaginary. > : Translation: Spit makes the colours run. > Mother Hickey does not spit on her Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. The > dyes in it interfere with the healing power. Don’t ask me how. > : Preparation "H" works too. Better and cheaper. > Are you sure it’s cheaper? You didn’t write for our price list. And > besides, Preparation H provides only temporary relieve of itch and > swelling. When used as directed, Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom > Tissue heals hemorrhoids for good. Individual results may vary, of > course: it all depends on your Faith. It won’t work for you at all if > you eat unclean foods and sin recklessly. It has worked for many > otherwise sincere unbelievers. God knows His Churches are full of > hypocrites who give Religion a bad name, and He doesn’t blame some of you > for becoming atheists. Many of you will find that Mother Hickey Miracle > Healing Bathroom Tissue will restore the precious faith that you lost > when you were abused or molested by a member of the clergy. Try some! > It works! > : What’s next? Karmmic Kotex? Tantric Tampons? > There’s only one m in "karmic." These "products" would appeal to the New > Age set, who really worship the devil, not God. I’ll have to ask Mother > Hickey what she offers to ease the pains of menstrual cramps. I’m sure > the red Mother Hickey Miracle Prayer Cloth would do the trick. Would you > like to order one for your "significant other"? It won’t work if you > continue fornicating. She must first be cleansed (ideally by a Mother > Hickey Miracle Cleansing Washcloth) and then either kick you out or marry > you and spend how ever long you’ve been living in sin together atoning > through celibacy for your travesty of God’s Law. > : You are one sick puppy Max. > Why drag him into this? Is he your scapegoat or something? Do you blame > him for your problem with acrobystitis as well? > Mother Eulalia -|- > | > Don’t you atheists blame me for intruding on your desecration of all > things holy. Erikc dragged me over here to defend my honor — and the > Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. Don’t be the last one on > your block to wipe away YOUR misery with some! >I’m confused. This is either a very sly joke, or ed’s old lady. I can’t >tell which.
Stirring things up over here too I see .com ! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->dotcom, off… >yes, I am an atheist, and no, I don’t want to hear about jeeezus >There is no god worth our worship. > Martin Schlottmann
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> Why do you make fun of Mother Hickey’s healing power?
I think it’s more accurate to say her "lack of" healing power. > Are you sure it’s cheaper? You didn’t write for our price list. And > besides, Preparation H provides only temporary relieve of itch and > swelling.
Come on now, you’re talking to a bunch of women who’ve given birth, I think we *know* about hemorrhoids!! Surely with your virginal birth, you had this too. And, btw, how can you still have a hymen if you gave birth? Did you have a c section? Remember, you can’t change your story now, and since when did Jews start having sisters? I thought that is a Catholic thing. You should read up before you troll. Leslie
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— origin: alt.parenting.solutions: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >| >|: That’s all we need folks: A Hickey on our Haemorrhoids. >| >|Mother Hickey tolerates British spelling. However, she does NOT touch >|anyone’s vile piles, i.e., hemorrhoids. In person she holds the >|sufferer’s hand and sings to him or her until the pain and swelling are >|relieved. Why do you make fun of Mother Hickey’s healing power? She’s >|reaching out and trying to eliminate some of the world’s misery. What do >|you do but come along and mock her. Shame on you! When did you ever >|soothe anyone’s hemorrhoidal flare-ups? >| >|: Can they cure your diarrohea of the mouth? >| >|If you stuff enough of them into your cakehole, why not? Note that the >|proper British spelling of the word you’re groping for is diarrhoea. >|Must I teach you even the Evil Queen’s English? Didn’t you learn it in >|one of those schools where children are regularly caned? >| >|: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "holy shit". >| >|Why do you insist of making everything dirty? Are you some sort of >|coprophiliac? That’s a psychological disorder, you know, and it can keep >|you from getting certain jobs. Some coprophiliacs are even put away. >|There’s a vivid thought. And you thought hell was imaginary.
No, ewelayya — *you* are the one who makes everything dirty. >|: Translation: Spit makes the colours run. >| >|Mother Hickey does not spit on her Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. The >|dyes in it interfere with the healing power. Don’t ask me how.
I know: There is no "healing power" present at all. >|: Preparation "H" works too. Better and cheaper. >| >|Are you sure it’s cheaper? You didn’t write for our price list. And
I don’t buy into scams. You are nothing but a fraud and an imposter, if not worse. You don’t pray for people, you *prey* on people. >|besides, Preparation H provides only temporary relieve of itch and >|swelling. When used as directed, Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom >|Tissue heals hemorrhoids for good. Individual results may vary, of >|course: it all depends on your Faith. It won’t work for you at all if
My faith is in medical science and pharmaceuticals — not mystic hocus pocus bullshit. If it works regardless of whether or not I have "faith" in it, then it is good, otherwise it is worthless. >|you eat unclean foods and sin recklessly. It has worked for many >|otherwise sincere unbelievers. God knows His Churches are full of >|hypocrites who give Religion a bad name, and He doesn’t blame some of you
And you are the biggest of the lot. >|for becoming atheists. Many of you will find that Mother Hickey Miracle >|Healing Bathroom Tissue will restore the precious faith that you lost >|when you were abused or molested by a member of the clergy. Try some! >|It works! >| >|: What’s next? Karmmic Kotex? Tantric Tampons? >| >|There’s only one m in "karmic." These "products" would appeal to the New >|Age set, who really worship the devil, not God. I’ll have to ask Mother >|Hickey what she offers to ease the pains of menstrual cramps. I’m sure
Sexual intercourse? >|the red Mother Hickey Miracle Prayer Cloth would do the trick. Would you >|like to order one for your "significant other"? It won’t work if you >|continue fornicating. She must first be cleansed (ideally by a Mother >|Hickey Miracle Cleansing Washcloth) and then either kick you out or marry >|you and spend how ever long you’ve been living in sin together atoning >|through celibacy for your travesty of God’s Law.
I’ll pass this message along to her. I’m sure she’ll get a roaring laugh out of it, then proceed to drag my butt into the bedroom for som celebratory fornicating. >|: You are one sick puppy Max. >| >|Why drag him into this? Is he your scapegoat or something? Do you blame >|him for your problem with acrobystitis as well?
We all know you are Max. And tell us all what "acrobystitis" is. And were you cloned from a foreskin? Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil." BAAWA Knight | "The Truth against the World." ICQ 26776011 | — Bardic Motto If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all. —- Noam Chomsky
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: I think it’s more accurate to say her "lack of" healing power. If you were not healed, you did not have faith. You can’t blame Mother Hickey for that. : Come on now, you’re talking to a bunch of women who’ve given birth, I think : we *know* about hemorrhoids!! Surely with your virginal birth, you had this : too. And, btw, how can you still have a hymen if you gave birth? Did you : have a c section? Remember, you can’t change your story now, and since when : did Jews start having sisters? I thought that is a Catholic thing. You : should read up before you troll. You should read up before you put fingers to keyboard. If a Jewess gives birth to two girls, they are sisters. What’s so miraculous about that? I never said we were nuns. Ever heard of the Hadassah? I did not have a C-section, and my daughter Sheila did indeed destroy my holy hymen. Later when I repented Mother Hickey restored it, and restored is what it remains to this day. I had hemorrhoids, too, sure, but with Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue the pain never lasts more than a few minutes. Experience the healing power for yourself. Individual results may vary. Mother Eulalia -|- |
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > : That’s all we need folks: A Hickey on our Haemorrhoids. > Mother Hickey tolerates British spelling. However, she does NOT touch > anyone’s vile piles, i.e., hemorrhoids. In person she holds the > sufferer’s hand and sings to him or her until the pain and swelling are > relieved. Why do you make fun of Mother Hickey’s healing power? She’s > reaching out and trying to eliminate some of the world’s misery. What do > you do but come along and mock her. Shame on you! When did you ever > soothe anyone’s hemorrhoidal flare-ups? > : Can they cure your diarrohea of the mouth? > If you stuff enough of them into your cakehole, why not? Note that the > proper British spelling of the word you’re groping for is diarrhoea. > Must I teach you even the Evil Queen’s English? Didn’t you learn it in > one of those schools where children are regularly caned? > : Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "holy shit". > Why do you insist of making everything dirty? Are you some sort of > coprophiliac? That’s a psychological disorder, you know, and it can keep > you from getting certain jobs. Some coprophiliacs are even put away. > There’s a vivid thought. And you thought hell was imaginary. > : Translation: Spit makes the colours run. > Mother Hickey does not spit on her Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. The > dyes in it interfere with the healing power. Don’t ask me how. > : Preparation "H" works too. Better and cheaper. > Are you sure it’s cheaper? You didn’t write for our price list. And > besides, Preparation H provides only temporary relieve of itch and > swelling. When used as directed, Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom > Tissue heals hemorrhoids for good. Individual results may vary, of > course: it all depends on your Faith. It won’t work for you at all if > you eat unclean foods and sin recklessly. It has worked for many > otherwise sincere unbelievers. God knows His Churches are full of > hypocrites who give Religion a bad name, and He doesn’t blame some of you > for becoming atheists. Many of you will find that Mother Hickey Miracle > Healing Bathroom Tissue will restore the precious faith that you lost > when you were abused or molested by a member of the clergy. Try some! > It works! > : What’s next? Karmmic Kotex? Tantric Tampons? > There’s only one m in "karmic." These "products" would appeal to the New > Age set, who really worship the devil, not God. I’ll have to ask Mother > Hickey what she offers to ease the pains of menstrual cramps. I’m sure > the red Mother Hickey Miracle Prayer Cloth would do the trick. Would you > like to order one for your "significant other"? It won’t work if you > continue fornicating. She must first be cleansed (ideally by a Mother > Hickey Miracle Cleansing Washcloth) and then either kick you out or marry > you and spend how ever long you’ve been living in sin together atoning > through celibacy for your travesty of God’s Law. > : You are one sick puppy Max. > Why drag him into this? Is he your scapegoat or something? Do you blame > him for your problem with acrobystitis as well? > Mother Eulalia -|- > | > Don’t you atheists blame me for intruding on your desecration of all > things holy. Erikc dragged me over here to defend my honor — and the > Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. Don’t be the last one on > your block to wipe away YOUR misery with some!
I’m confused. This is either a very sly joke, or ed’s old lady. I can’t tell which. dotcom, off… yes, I am an atheist, and no, I don’t want to hear about jeeezus There is no god worth our worship. Martin Schlottmann
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>This might break the "holy hymen". > What’s next? Karmmic Kotex? Tantric Tampons?
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: That’s all we need folks: A Hickey on our Haemorrhoids. Mother Hickey tolerates British spelling. However, she does NOT touch anyone’s vile piles, i.e., hemorrhoids. In person she holds the sufferer’s hand and sings to him or her until the pain and swelling are relieved. Why do you make fun of Mother Hickey’s healing power? She’s reaching out and trying to eliminate some of the world’s misery. What do you do but come along and mock her. Shame on you! When did you ever soothe anyone’s hemorrhoidal flare-ups? : Can they cure your diarrohea of the mouth? If you stuff enough of them into your cakehole, why not? Note that the proper British spelling of the word you’re groping for is diarrhoea. Must I teach you even the Evil Queen’s English? Didn’t you learn it in one of those schools where children are regularly caned? : Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "holy shit". Why do you insist of making everything dirty? Are you some sort of coprophiliac? That’s a psychological disorder, you know, and it can keep you from getting certain jobs. Some coprophiliacs are even put away. There’s a vivid thought. And you thought hell was imaginary. : Translation: Spit makes the colours run. Mother Hickey does not spit on her Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. The dyes in it interfere with the healing power. Don’t ask me how. : Preparation "H" works too. Better and cheaper. Are you sure it’s cheaper? You didn’t write for our price list. And besides, Preparation H provides only temporary relieve of itch and swelling. When used as directed, Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue heals hemorrhoids for good. Individual results may vary, of course: it all depends on your Faith. It won’t work for you at all if you eat unclean foods and sin recklessly. It has worked for many otherwise sincere unbelievers. God knows His Churches are full of hypocrites who give Religion a bad name, and He doesn’t blame some of you for becoming atheists. Many of you will find that Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue will restore the precious faith that you lost when you were abused or molested by a member of the clergy. Try some! It works! : What’s next? Karmmic Kotex? Tantric Tampons? There’s only one m in "karmic." These "products" would appeal to the New Age set, who really worship the devil, not God. I’ll have to ask Mother Hickey what she offers to ease the pains of menstrual cramps. I’m sure the red Mother Hickey Miracle Prayer Cloth would do the trick. Would you like to order one for your "significant other"? It won’t work if you continue fornicating. She must first be cleansed (ideally by a Mother Hickey Miracle Cleansing Washcloth) and then either kick you out or marry you and spend how ever long you’ve been living in sin together atoning through celibacy for your travesty of God’s Law. : You are one sick puppy Max. Why drag him into this? Is he your scapegoat or something? Do you blame him for your problem with acrobystitis as well? Mother Eulalia -|- | Don’t you atheists blame me for intruding on your desecration of all things holy. Erikc dragged me over here to defend my honor — and the Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. Don’t be the last one on your block to wipe away YOUR misery with some!
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Hey…she’s finally hit a subject she knows a lot about…shit! And exactly where she needs to be….flushed in the toilet! Lisa Mom to Kelsey (2) — Visit my website… http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Bluffs/9283/
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: : Hallelujah! For all of you who suffer from hemorrhoids, chronic :constpiation, spastic colon, and indigestion, Mother Henrietta Hickey is :introducing her Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. snipped, thank God. I surmise that you are a brain damaged idiot in prison with a lot of time on your hands, misusing the prison library’s computer. Get a life.
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>Hallelujah! For all of you who suffer from hemorrhoids, chronic >|constpiation, spastic colon, and indigestion, Mother Henrietta Hickey is >|introducing her Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue.
"HOLY TUCKS BATMAN!!!" couldn’t help myself…hee hee hee 
Melissa
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Actually, Mother Hickey DOES have a great gift for comedy and satiric writing. Hopefully, she won’t be just doing this for free, and will get herself published. Laughter is needed by ALL of us and I definitely encourange her to do more, and for money. Art Buchwald MOVE OVER!! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > : > : Hallelujah! For all of you who suffer from hemorrhoids, chronic > :constpiation, spastic colon, and indigestion, Mother Henrietta Hickey is > :introducing her Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. > snipped, thank God. > I surmise that you are a brain damaged idiot in prison with a lot of time > on your hands, misusing the prison library’s computer. Get a life.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA …*DEEP BREATH* … HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA … *GASP* … HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I actually have tears in my eyes from laughter. What about miracle healing tooth brushes, for those with foul mouths, and poor grammar? Or miracle healing tampons to restore virginity (is this how you did it?), and cure STD’s. Or miracle vibrators that could actually impregnate someone while masturbating? The possibilities are endless! I hope you get a patent on the toilet paper thing before the idea catches on!! You could end up with some pretty fierce competition!! You can’t fall off the throne with miracle TP in hand! (I’ll bet you could get President Clinton to buy some using this line) Krystal
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I thuroughly enjoyed this tid-bit of reading. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks! My kids want to know what’s so funny! This is just too much. Was there REALLY a holy tucks post?
Krystal
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This might break the "holy hymen". – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> What’s next? Karmmic Kotex? Tantric Tampons?
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ROTF Melissa! Like "Great Bowels of Fire!" – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Hallelujah! For all of you who suffer from hemorrhoids, chronic >>|constpiation, spastic colon, and indigestion, Mother Henrietta Hickey is >>|introducing her Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. > "HOLY TUCKS BATMAN!!!" > couldn’t help myself…hee hee hee > Melissa
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Ditto to this, nothing eases a hard day at the hospital like reading Max’s posts, keep the humor coming!! Leslie – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > I thuroughly enjoyed this tid-bit of reading. I haven’t laughed so hard in > weeks! My kids want to know what’s so funny! This is just too much. > Was there REALLY a holy tucks post? > Krystal
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You better get a holy depends. :-] – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > LOL — in fact — ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!
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Hallelujah! For all of you who suffer from hemorrhoids, chronic constpiation, spastic colon, and indigestion, Mother Henrietta Hickey is introducing her Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. Each sheet is specially blessed by Mother Hickey herself and, when used as directed, has been reported to heal various and sundry afflictions of the buttocks and bowels — including incontinence. They have proved effective in toilet training four out of five unruly youngsters when used correctly and over the prescribed amount of time. Mother Hickey wants you to be able to sit down and pray in peace. The Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue will bring the Power of Almighty god to bear on your behind and/or innards. Available only in white at present. The dyes don’t hold Mother Hickey’s blessings very well. E-mail me for details about how to order your very own Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. You’ll be glad you did. Bear in mind that individual results may vary depending on your degree of Faith in Miracle Healing. For most people, every trip to the toilet with Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue is a religious experience! Don’t go to your great white throne without a roll! Praying for you ALL, Mother Eulalia -|- |
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I think Mother Hickory has truly found her calling, I think that someone to devise a "healing bathroom tissue" must have a vast knowledge of bowel movements, and who is more qualified as an expert on turds, but someone with shit for brains. ; } Leslie – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Hallelujah! For all of you who suffer from hemorrhoids, chronic > constpiation, spastic colon, and indigestion, Mother Henrietta Hickey is > introducing her Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. Each > sheet is specially blessed by Mother Hickey herself and, when used as > directed, has been reported to heal various and sundry afflictions of the > buttocks and bowels — including incontinence. They have proved > effective in toilet training four out of five unruly youngsters when used > correctly and over the prescribed amount of time. > Mother Hickey wants you to be able to sit down and pray in > peace. The Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue will bring the > Power of Almighty god to bear on your behind and/or innards. > Available only in white at present. The dyes don’t hold Mother > Hickey’s blessings very well. > E-mail me for details about how to order your very own Mother > Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. You’ll be glad you did. > Bear in mind that individual results may vary depending on your > degree of Faith in Miracle Healing. > For most people, every trip to the toilet with Mother Hickey > Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue is a religious experience! Don’t go to > your great white throne without a roll! > Praying for you ALL, > Mother Eulalia -|- > |
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> I think Mother Hickory has truly found her calling, I think that someone to > devise a "healing bathroom tissue" must have a vast knowledge of bowel > movements, and who is more qualified as an expert on turds, but someone with > shit for brains. ; } Leslie
LOL — in fact — ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!! That was priceless! — Paige GO LEAFS!!! proud to be Outlandish My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves me completly. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. JESUS LOVES YOU. It’s everybody else that thinks you’re an ass. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. (to e-mail double the p and take out the "reston")
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>> I think Mother Hickory has truly found her calling, I think that someone to > devise a "healing bathroom tissue" must have a vast knowledge of bowel > movements, and who is more qualified as an expert on turds, but someone >with > shit for brains. ; } Leslie
I was laughing from just his/her post about the "holy tucks pad", but now I might need a "holy depends undergarment" as well!!! That was perfect Leslie! Melissa
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— origin: alt.parenting.solutions: >| Hallelujah! For all of you who suffer from hemorrhoids, chronic >|constpiation, spastic colon, and indigestion, Mother Henrietta Hickey is >|introducing her Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. Each >|sheet is specially blessed by Mother Hickey herself and, when used as
That’s all we need folks: A Hickey on our Haemorrhoids. >|directed, has been reported to heal various and sundry afflictions of the >|buttocks and bowels — including incontinence. They have proved
Can they cure your diarrohea of the mouth? >|effective in toilet training four out of five unruly youngsters when used >|correctly and over the prescribed amount of time. >| Mother Hickey wants you to be able to sit down and pray in >|peace. The Mother Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue will bring the >|Power of Almighty god to bear on your behind and/or innards.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "holy shit". >| Available only in white at present. The dyes don’t hold Mother >|Hickey’s blessings very well.
Translation: Spit makes the colours run. >| E-mail me for details about how to order your very own Mother >|Hickey Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue. You’ll be glad you did. >| Bear in mind that individual results may vary depending on your >|degree of Faith in Miracle Healing.
Preparation "H" works too. Better and cheaper. >| For most people, every trip to the toilet with Mother Hickey >|Miracle Healing Bathroom Tissue is a religious experience! Don’t go to >|your great white throne without a roll!
What’s next? Karmmic Kotex? Tantric Tampons? You are one sick puppy Max. Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil." BAAWA Knight | "The Truth against the World." ICQ 26776011 | — Bardic Motto If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all. —- Noam Chomsky
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