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>> >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Don’t flatter yourself. >Flatter herself? She didn’t have to. You just did it for her.
Well, Paige, you and I obviously have divergent points of view when it comes to what can be labeled as being victimized. That’s fine, I don’t expect everyone to agree with me. If so, there wouldn’t be much point in Usenet at all, right? Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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>Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot.
Well, you have every right to your opinion. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? >That’s all it takes.
Oh really? Why don’t you killfile me then, it’s not like I have anything of real value to share anyway? I won’t cry, I promise. (Or just maybe, possibly there’s a chance the majority of my posts in this group are cat-related? I quick search on Deja will tell, won’t it? If you want my old address to use in the search as well, just let me know. I have nothing to hide -that’s why I don’t x-no-archive my posts and post under my full name no matter what I post.) > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few >days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to >recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it.
Well, I checked her posting history before I replied to her, and found seven posts. Most of them from the last couple of days (yes, I read them, so I’m sorry, but your information is not news to me.), and even in other threads she goes on and on about the "nasty" people in here. Yes, she said she lurked, but so what? She obviously didn’t lurk long enough to understand what sometimes happens in unmoderated newsgroups. But really, this is not about Virginia, this goes for everyone. What’s the point in whining repeatedly about flame wars and other poster’s behaviour if you want it to stop? It’s not very likely anyone will change, and there’s hardly no reason to try to parent other people on a newsgroup. Whining usually piss people off, and generates even more flaming/ off topic posts/ bitching/ whatever. If you’re part of the problem, you’re not part of the solution, so to speak. We all have a choice when it comes to what to post, and if you don’t like a certain thread, there’s really no reason adding to it. Hypocrisy is not very becoming for _anyone_. Unmoderated newsgroups will always have a variety of posters and posts. It’s impossible to like everything and every POV, and that’s just the way it is. It’s just a newsgroup, for crying out loud, and it should be taken as such. Yes, there’s always valuable information in here, and most of the discussions are interesting, off topic and educational, but no one can control anyone’s behaviour but their own. It’s your perogative not to like me (or whoever else, for that matter), but there’s really not much you can do about it except killfile threads and/ or authors. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. (You in this segment = anyone who feels this apply to them) > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs.
Oh, that was a good one, C. Especially since _you_ continued this off topic (which is even marked OT in the subject header) bullshit by Why don’t you practice what you preach? If you did so, you would’ve emailed that post to me instead of posting it, right? Or are there other rules for you? If so, please let me know, as I really wasn’t aware of that. Pot. Kettle. Black, C. You can’t have it both ways. Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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We used to say "See U Next Tuesday!" when that word seems appropriate! In fact, I said that to Jenny a few times when she first came in here about breeding (shrudder). She kept telling me that she didn’t know what I was talking about and that she would not see me the following Tuesday. (It always made me giggle). Bugsy >Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a >pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. >– >Liz
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> x-no-archive: yes > > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > > making yourself look like an idiot? > Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > > this on _one_ post? > That’s all it takes. > > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. > If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few > days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to > recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. > YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it >belongs. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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In her defense, She used to be nice. Now I am sorry she’s a Texan. Heidi — search for free webspace with no ads at: http://www.freewebspace.net/ currently there are seven listings with space up to 999Mb. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > x-no-archive: yes > Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a > pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. > That’s all you can come up with? Gee, what a tiny little mind you have. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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C, You suck at this. Posting your heavenly and pure thoughts here are getting redundant, boring and continue to be annoying. You make it sound like you’re so perfect. Try alt.girlscouts…. maybe you can get to sell cookies instead of giving out your fluffy advice. "B". – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >x-no-archive: yes > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > making yourself look like an idiot? >Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? >That’s all it takes. > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few >days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to >recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs. >C. >– >For e-mail change woman to women.
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Ina, my darling, you do have such a lovely way with words! <eg> Bugsy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! >Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you >jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby >making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws". >Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based >this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? >Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? >Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? >Don’t flatter yourself. >Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem >with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >HAND >Ina >– >Don’t say never to me.
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Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. — Liz – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > x-no-archive: yes > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > making yourself look like an idiot? > Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? > That’s all it takes. > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. > If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few > days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to > recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. > YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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Gee Paige, getting into the pissing matches you so LOVE to despise? Oh I love to hate you….. (ok, not literally, it’s a line from an Erasure song, but I really doubt anyone would catch that so I figured I’d batter give credit where it’s due.) — Liz
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Don’t flatter yourself. > Flatter herself? She didn’t have to. You just did it for her. > Paige
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Hi Ginney- Have you ever heard of FixNews? As hard as you try, you will never get these people to stay on topic and off personal. But fixnews helps if you use netscape as your newsreader. Rhonda – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that > victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
– "Never underestimate the Power of stupid people in large groups." -someone
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>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this!
Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws".
Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group?
Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now?
Don’t flatter yourself. Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. HAND Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this!
Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thus making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws".
Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass off. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group?
Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now?
Don’t flatter yourself. Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. HAND Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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> >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Don’t flatter yourself.
Flatter herself? She didn’t have to. You just did it for her. Paige
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > horror, and shrieked: > :>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > :>really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that > :>victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > :>a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > :>teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > Try not to shoot off your mouth about things you know nothing > about. You weren’t here for the "Peeba Daze," so keep any comments > about it to yourself. If someone wants your opinion, they’ll email it > to you. > — > NightHeart
Wow. This is a perfect example of the offensive behavior Ginney described. Did you do that on purpose? Paige
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Hi Virginia, or ginney? No, it’s not like that here. This really is a friendly forum and a nice safe retreat from some of the other newsgroups. I dabbled in a couple of the more controversial ones and just about got singed! Even my tom, "Rascal" can sense that I am probably more relaxed reading some of the posts here. Just read some of the posts here and you will see the love these folks have. Mich’81 —- – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that more > victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
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Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
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>Kristine Berg) took a bite from the forbidden donut, shook with >horror, and shrieked:
<snipped Dave’s story> >:>Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But more than likely true. 
Yep. >:>But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for >:>"worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and >:>good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, >:>charming women in their lives? > Like what? Can the ex brag about her "always keeping me on >the bed, and only shoving me under it when company came over?" Or >what about how "he" "longed for muscles so that I could actually hold >her rather than just lying there stiff as a board?"
Something like that, yes. And: "We used to curl up on the sofa together, even though it could get a little sticky on hot days. The cheap beer she spilled on me sometimes made me smell funny, even though she usually licked most of it off whenever she was out of alcohol." "She was so good to me, she even glued my hands together so I could hold her in my arms at night." "I’m a little concerned she doesn’t love me, since she refuses to let me take her out to dinner or meet her family. We do go to the movies on occasions, though." >:>This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the >:>latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed >:>expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can >:>be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > Nah, I’m sure she has some vinyl repair kits left over from >the first time her and Dave became impassioned beyond control.
Hm. I didn’t think of that. You’re probably right. :) >:>I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love >:>to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the >:>real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > No if only she’d stop sinking her teeth into Dave’s shoulder, >she’d realize he’d probably last longer…
You seem to forget that remembering such a thing actually requires an ability to learn from past experiences. Not exactly a well-known trait when it comes to the amoeba Peeba we all love to loathe. Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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wow Ina, I almost heard you slap her across the face with a glove. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! >Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you >jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby >making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws". >Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based >this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? >Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? >Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? >Don’t flatter yourself. >Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem >with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >HAND >Ina >– >Don’t say never to me.
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are you a parent? if so, worry about your parenting, not anyone else’s. No parent is perfect, so you should be focusing on yourself, not others. And, IF YOU DONT LIKE THE POSTS, DONT READ THEM. NO ONE ASKED YOU TO, AND NO ONE ASKED YOU TO ANSWER TO THE POST. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t >really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that >victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t >teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
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Furbies! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Sounds like one of those fuzzy little critters with the big eyes that >their name?
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> Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for!
<snip> > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have.
Now _that’s_ funny. :-D But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, charming women in their lives? This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. Ina, still laughing — Don’t say never to me.
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Sounds like one of those fuzzy little critters with the big eyes that their name?
: ROFLMAOWMP!!! : : She must’ve paid extra for a "thinking" blow up doll!!! (Perhaps blow up : doll Dave has batteries too?) : : Bugsy :
: > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had : >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! : > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to : >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little : >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. : >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my : >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I : >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. : > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. : >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she : >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She : >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her : >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a : >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. : > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies : >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in : >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, : >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this : >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. : > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to : >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else : >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has : >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ : >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists : >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down : >for all to see. : > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like : >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that : >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with : >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever : >have. : > : >– : >NightHeart : > : >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore : > : >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & : >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 : > : >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html : >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. : >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/ : :
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LOL! Thanks for the chuckle…I needed that today. :- lmg _ Laura M. Grindle _ / _ ,_ _
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ROFLMAOWMP!!! She must’ve paid extra for a "thinking" blow up doll!!! (Perhaps blow up doll Dave has batteries too?) Bugsy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down >for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have. >– >NightHeart >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
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Oh HA HA HA.. this is way too funny… :) Rhonda (doh-duh) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had > alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to > be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little > clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. > They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my > life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I > realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. > The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she > embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She > is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her > time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a > sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies > a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in > Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, > but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this > habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to > get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else > except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has > told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ > now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists > on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down > for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like > Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that > doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with > that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever > have. > — > NightHeart > "If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore > "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & > that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 > http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html > for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. > http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
– "Never underestimate the Power of stupid people in large groups." -someone
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that is funnier than sh!t! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down >for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have. >– >NightHeart >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
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>> >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Don’t flatter yourself. >Flatter herself? She didn’t have to. You just did it for her.
Well, Paige, you and I obviously have divergent points of view when it comes to what can be labeled as being victimized. That’s fine, I don’t expect everyone to agree with me. If so, there wouldn’t be much point in Usenet at all, right? Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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>Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot.
Well, you have every right to your opinion. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? >That’s all it takes.
Oh really? Why don’t you killfile me then, it’s not like I have anything of real value to share anyway? I won’t cry, I promise. (Or just maybe, possibly there’s a chance the majority of my posts in this group are cat-related? I quick search on Deja will tell, won’t it? If you want my old address to use in the search as well, just let me know. I have nothing to hide -that’s why I don’t x-no-archive my posts and post under my full name no matter what I post.) > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few >days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to >recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it.
Well, I checked her posting history before I replied to her, and found seven posts. Most of them from the last couple of days (yes, I read them, so I’m sorry, but your information is not news to me.), and even in other threads she goes on and on about the "nasty" people in here. Yes, she said she lurked, but so what? She obviously didn’t lurk long enough to understand what sometimes happens in unmoderated newsgroups. But really, this is not about Virginia, this goes for everyone. What’s the point in whining repeatedly about flame wars and other poster’s behaviour if you want it to stop? It’s not very likely anyone will change, and there’s hardly no reason to try to parent other people on a newsgroup. Whining usually piss people off, and generates even more flaming/ off topic posts/ bitching/ whatever. If you’re part of the problem, you’re not part of the solution, so to speak. We all have a choice when it comes to what to post, and if you don’t like a certain thread, there’s really no reason adding to it. Hypocrisy is not very becoming for _anyone_. Unmoderated newsgroups will always have a variety of posters and posts. It’s impossible to like everything and every POV, and that’s just the way it is. It’s just a newsgroup, for crying out loud, and it should be taken as such. Yes, there’s always valuable information in here, and most of the discussions are interesting, off topic and educational, but no one can control anyone’s behaviour but their own. It’s your perogative not to like me (or whoever else, for that matter), but there’s really not much you can do about it except killfile threads and/ or authors. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. (You in this segment = anyone who feels this apply to them) > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs.
Oh, that was a good one, C. Especially since _you_ continued this off topic (which is even marked OT in the subject header) bullshit by Why don’t you practice what you preach? If you did so, you would’ve emailed that post to me instead of posting it, right? Or are there other rules for you? If so, please let me know, as I really wasn’t aware of that. Pot. Kettle. Black, C. You can’t have it both ways. Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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We used to say "See U Next Tuesday!" when that word seems appropriate! In fact, I said that to Jenny a few times when she first came in here about breeding (shrudder). She kept telling me that she didn’t know what I was talking about and that she would not see me the following Tuesday. (It always made me giggle). Bugsy >Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a >pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. >– >Liz
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> x-no-archive: yes > > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > > making yourself look like an idiot? > Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > > this on _one_ post? > That’s all it takes. > > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. > If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few > days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to > recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. > YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it >belongs. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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In her defense, She used to be nice. Now I am sorry she’s a Texan. Heidi — search for free webspace with no ads at: http://www.freewebspace.net/ currently there are seven listings with space up to 999Mb. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > x-no-archive: yes > Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a > pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. > That’s all you can come up with? Gee, what a tiny little mind you have. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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C, You suck at this. Posting your heavenly and pure thoughts here are getting redundant, boring and continue to be annoying. You make it sound like you’re so perfect. Try alt.girlscouts…. maybe you can get to sell cookies instead of giving out your fluffy advice. "B". – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >x-no-archive: yes > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > making yourself look like an idiot? >Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? >That’s all it takes. > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few >days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to >recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs. >C. >– >For e-mail change woman to women.
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Ina, my darling, you do have such a lovely way with words! <eg> Bugsy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! >Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you >jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby >making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws". >Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based >this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? >Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? >Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? >Don’t flatter yourself. >Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem >with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >HAND >Ina >– >Don’t say never to me.
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Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. — Liz – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > x-no-archive: yes > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > making yourself look like an idiot? > Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? > That’s all it takes. > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. > If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few > days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to > recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. > YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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Gee Paige, getting into the pissing matches you so LOVE to despise? Oh I love to hate you….. (ok, not literally, it’s a line from an Erasure song, but I really doubt anyone would catch that so I figured I’d batter give credit where it’s due.) — Liz
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Hi Ginney- Have you ever heard of FixNews? As hard as you try, you will never get these people to stay on topic and off personal. But fixnews helps if you use netscape as your newsreader. Rhonda – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that > victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
– "Never underestimate the Power of stupid people in large groups." -someone
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>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this!
Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws".
Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group?
Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now?
Don’t flatter yourself. Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. HAND Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this!
Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thus making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws".
Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass off. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group?
Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now?
Don’t flatter yourself. Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. HAND Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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> >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Don’t flatter yourself.
Flatter herself? She didn’t have to. You just did it for her. Paige
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > horror, and shrieked: > :>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > :>really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that > :>victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > :>a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > :>teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > Try not to shoot off your mouth about things you know nothing > about. You weren’t here for the "Peeba Daze," so keep any comments > about it to yourself. If someone wants your opinion, they’ll email it > to you. > — > NightHeart
Wow. This is a perfect example of the offensive behavior Ginney described. Did you do that on purpose? Paige
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Hi Virginia, or ginney? No, it’s not like that here. This really is a friendly forum and a nice safe retreat from some of the other newsgroups. I dabbled in a couple of the more controversial ones and just about got singed! Even my tom, "Rascal" can sense that I am probably more relaxed reading some of the posts here. Just read some of the posts here and you will see the love these folks have. Mich’81 —- – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that more > victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
Share what you know. Learn what you don’t.
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Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
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>Kristine Berg) took a bite from the forbidden donut, shook with >horror, and shrieked:
<snipped Dave’s story> >:>Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But more than likely true.
Yep. >:>But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for >:>"worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and >:>good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, >:>charming women in their lives? > Like what? Can the ex brag about her "always keeping me on >the bed, and only shoving me under it when company came over?" Or >what about how "he" "longed for muscles so that I could actually hold >her rather than just lying there stiff as a board?"
Something like that, yes. And: "We used to curl up on the sofa together, even though it could get a little sticky on hot days. The cheap beer she spilled on me sometimes made me smell funny, even though she usually licked most of it off whenever she was out of alcohol." "She was so good to me, she even glued my hands together so I could hold her in my arms at night." "I’m a little concerned she doesn’t love me, since she refuses to let me take her out to dinner or meet her family. We do go to the movies on occasions, though." >:>This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the >:>latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed >:>expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can >:>be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > Nah, I’m sure she has some vinyl repair kits left over from >the first time her and Dave became impassioned beyond control.
Hm. I didn’t think of that. You’re probably right. :) >:>I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love >:>to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the >:>real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > No if only she’d stop sinking her teeth into Dave’s shoulder, >she’d realize he’d probably last longer…
You seem to forget that remembering such a thing actually requires an ability to learn from past experiences. Not exactly a well-known trait when it comes to the amoeba Peeba we all love to loathe. Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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wow Ina, I almost heard you slap her across the face with a glove. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! >Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you >jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby >making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws". >Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based >this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? >Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? >Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? >Don’t flatter yourself. >Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem >with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >HAND >Ina >– >Don’t say never to me.
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are you a parent? if so, worry about your parenting, not anyone else’s. No parent is perfect, so you should be focusing on yourself, not others. And, IF YOU DONT LIKE THE POSTS, DONT READ THEM. NO ONE ASKED YOU TO, AND NO ONE ASKED YOU TO ANSWER TO THE POST. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t >really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that >victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t >teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
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Furbies! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Sounds like one of those fuzzy little critters with the big eyes that >their name?
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> Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for!
<snip> > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have.
Now _that’s_ funny. :-D But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, charming women in their lives? This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. Ina, still laughing — Don’t say never to me.
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Sounds like one of those fuzzy little critters with the big eyes that their name?
: ROFLMAOWMP!!! : : She must’ve paid extra for a "thinking" blow up doll!!! (Perhaps blow up : doll Dave has batteries too?) : : Bugsy :
: > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had : >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! : > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to : >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little : >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. : >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my : >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I : >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. : > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. : >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she : >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She : >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her : >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a : >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. : > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies : >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in : >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, : >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this : >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. : > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to : >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else : >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has : >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ : >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists : >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down : >for all to see. : > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like : >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that : >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with : >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever : >have. : > : >– : >NightHeart : > : >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore : > : >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & : >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 : > : >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html : >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. : >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/ : :
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LOL! Thanks for the chuckle…I needed that today. :- lmg _ Laura M. Grindle _ / _ ,_ _
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ROFLMAOWMP!!! She must’ve paid extra for a "thinking" blow up doll!!! (Perhaps blow up doll Dave has batteries too?) Bugsy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down >for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have. >– >NightHeart >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
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Oh HA HA HA.. this is way too funny… :) Rhonda (doh-duh) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had > alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to > be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little > clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. > They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my > life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I > realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. > The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she > embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She > is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her > time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a > sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies > a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in > Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, > but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this > habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to > get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else > except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has > told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ > now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists > on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down > for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like > Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that > doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with > that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever > have. > — > NightHeart > "If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore > "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & > that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 > http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html > for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. > http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
– "Never underestimate the Power of stupid people in large groups." -someone
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that is funnier than sh!t! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down >for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have. >– >NightHeart >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
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>> >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Don’t flatter yourself. >Flatter herself? She didn’t have to. You just did it for her.
Well, Paige, you and I obviously have divergent points of view when it comes to what can be labeled as being victimized. That’s fine, I don’t expect everyone to agree with me. If so, there wouldn’t be much point in Usenet at all, right? Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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>Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot.
Well, you have every right to your opinion. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? >That’s all it takes.
Oh really? Why don’t you killfile me then, it’s not like I have anything of real value to share anyway? I won’t cry, I promise. (Or just maybe, possibly there’s a chance the majority of my posts in this group are cat-related? I quick search on Deja will tell, won’t it? If you want my old address to use in the search as well, just let me know. I have nothing to hide -that’s why I don’t x-no-archive my posts and post under my full name no matter what I post.) > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few >days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to >recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it.
Well, I checked her posting history before I replied to her, and found seven posts. Most of them from the last couple of days (yes, I read them, so I’m sorry, but your information is not news to me.), and even in other threads she goes on and on about the "nasty" people in here. Yes, she said she lurked, but so what? She obviously didn’t lurk long enough to understand what sometimes happens in unmoderated newsgroups. But really, this is not about Virginia, this goes for everyone. What’s the point in whining repeatedly about flame wars and other poster’s behaviour if you want it to stop? It’s not very likely anyone will change, and there’s hardly no reason to try to parent other people on a newsgroup. Whining usually piss people off, and generates even more flaming/ off topic posts/ bitching/ whatever. If you’re part of the problem, you’re not part of the solution, so to speak. We all have a choice when it comes to what to post, and if you don’t like a certain thread, there’s really no reason adding to it. Hypocrisy is not very becoming for _anyone_. Unmoderated newsgroups will always have a variety of posters and posts. It’s impossible to like everything and every POV, and that’s just the way it is. It’s just a newsgroup, for crying out loud, and it should be taken as such. Yes, there’s always valuable information in here, and most of the discussions are interesting, off topic and educational, but no one can control anyone’s behaviour but their own. It’s your perogative not to like me (or whoever else, for that matter), but there’s really not much you can do about it except killfile threads and/ or authors. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. (You in this segment = anyone who feels this apply to them) > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs.
Oh, that was a good one, C. Especially since _you_ continued this off topic (which is even marked OT in the subject header) bullshit by Why don’t you practice what you preach? If you did so, you would’ve emailed that post to me instead of posting it, right? Or are there other rules for you? If so, please let me know, as I really wasn’t aware of that. Pot. Kettle. Black, C. You can’t have it both ways. Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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We used to say "See U Next Tuesday!" when that word seems appropriate! In fact, I said that to Jenny a few times when she first came in here about breeding (shrudder). She kept telling me that she didn’t know what I was talking about and that she would not see me the following Tuesday. (It always made me giggle). Bugsy >Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a >pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. >– >Liz
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> x-no-archive: yes > > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > > making yourself look like an idiot? > Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > > this on _one_ post? > That’s all it takes. > > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. > If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few > days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to > recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. > YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it >belongs. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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In her defense, She used to be nice. Now I am sorry she’s a Texan. Heidi — search for free webspace with no ads at: http://www.freewebspace.net/ currently there are seven listings with space up to 999Mb. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > x-no-archive: yes > Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a > pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. > That’s all you can come up with? Gee, what a tiny little mind you have. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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C, You suck at this. Posting your heavenly and pure thoughts here are getting redundant, boring and continue to be annoying. You make it sound like you’re so perfect. Try alt.girlscouts…. maybe you can get to sell cookies instead of giving out your fluffy advice. "B". – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >x-no-archive: yes > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > making yourself look like an idiot? >Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? >That’s all it takes. > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few >days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to >recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs. >C. >– >For e-mail change woman to women.
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Ina, my darling, you do have such a lovely way with words! <eg> Bugsy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! >Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you >jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby >making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws". >Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based >this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? >Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? >Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? >Don’t flatter yourself. >Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem >with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >HAND >Ina >– >Don’t say never to me.
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Anyone know what C is short for? A four letter word with some relation to a pussy-cat comes to mind. But hey, that’s just my imagination at work for ya. — Liz – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > x-no-archive: yes > Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you > jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby > making yourself look like an idiot? > Ginney’s not the one who looks like an idiot. > Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based > this on _one_ post? > That’s all it takes. > Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. > If YOU have been paying attention, you would know that Ginney posted a few > days ago and said she HAS been lurking here for a while. Long enough to > recognize off topic bullshit when she sees it. > Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem > with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. > YOU try taking your off-topic bullshit to personal e-mail where it belongs. > C. > — > For e-mail change woman to women.
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Gee Paige, getting into the pissing matches you so LOVE to despise? Oh I love to hate you….. (ok, not literally, it’s a line from an Erasure song, but I really doubt anyone would catch that so I figured I’d batter give credit where it’s due.) — Liz
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Don’t flatter yourself. > Flatter herself? She didn’t have to. You just did it for her. > Paige
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Hi Ginney- Have you ever heard of FixNews? As hard as you try, you will never get these people to stay on topic and off personal. But fixnews helps if you use netscape as your newsreader. Rhonda – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that > victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
– "Never underestimate the Power of stupid people in large groups." -someone
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>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this!
Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws".
Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group?
Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now?
Don’t flatter yourself. Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. HAND Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this!
Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thus making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws".
Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass off. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group?
Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now?
Don’t flatter yourself. Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. HAND Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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> >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Don’t flatter yourself.
Flatter herself? She didn’t have to. You just did it for her. Paige
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > horror, and shrieked: > :>Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > :>really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that > :>victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > :>a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > :>teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > Try not to shoot off your mouth about things you know nothing > about. You weren’t here for the "Peeba Daze," so keep any comments > about it to yourself. If someone wants your opinion, they’ll email it > to you. > — > NightHeart
Wow. This is a perfect example of the offensive behavior Ginney described. Did you do that on purpose? Paige
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Hi Virginia, or ginney? No, it’s not like that here. This really is a friendly forum and a nice safe retreat from some of the other newsgroups. I dabbled in a couple of the more controversial ones and just about got singed! Even my tom, "Rascal" can sense that I am probably more relaxed reading some of the posts here. Just read some of the posts here and you will see the love these folks have. Mich’81 —- – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t > really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that more > victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into > a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t > teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! > I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
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Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
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>Kristine Berg) took a bite from the forbidden donut, shook with >horror, and shrieked:
<snipped Dave’s story> >:>Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But more than likely true.
Yep. >:>But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for >:>"worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and >:>good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, >:>charming women in their lives? > Like what? Can the ex brag about her "always keeping me on >the bed, and only shoving me under it when company came over?" Or >what about how "he" "longed for muscles so that I could actually hold >her rather than just lying there stiff as a board?"
Something like that, yes. And: "We used to curl up on the sofa together, even though it could get a little sticky on hot days. The cheap beer she spilled on me sometimes made me smell funny, even though she usually licked most of it off whenever she was out of alcohol." "She was so good to me, she even glued my hands together so I could hold her in my arms at night." "I’m a little concerned she doesn’t love me, since she refuses to let me take her out to dinner or meet her family. We do go to the movies on occasions, though." >:>This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the >:>latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed >:>expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can >:>be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > Nah, I’m sure she has some vinyl repair kits left over from >the first time her and Dave became impassioned beyond control.
Hm. I didn’t think of that. You’re probably right. :) >:>I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love >:>to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the >:>real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > No if only she’d stop sinking her teeth into Dave’s shoulder, >she’d realize he’d probably last longer…
You seem to forget that remembering such a thing actually requires an ability to learn from past experiences. Not exactly a well-known trait when it comes to the amoeba Peeba we all love to loathe. Ina — Don’t say never to me.
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wow Ina, I almost heard you slap her across the face with a glove. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! >Maybe you should get the faintest idea of what’s going on before you >jump into threads you have no possibility of understanding and thereby >making yourself look like an idiot? >I can tell from this particular post there have been more >victims in your "claws". >Oh gee…thank you _so_ much for your insightful analysis. And you based >this on _one_ post? Wow. You really know me by now, don’t you? >Excuse me while I’m laughing my ass. >Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? >Ever heard of lurking before posting? I guess not. >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? >Don’t flatter yourself. >Now try to use a killfile to filter out those of us you have a problem >with, or shut up. Nobody cares anyway. >HAND >Ina >– >Don’t say never to me.
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are you a parent? if so, worry about your parenting, not anyone else’s. No parent is perfect, so you should be focusing on yourself, not others. And, IF YOU DONT LIKE THE POSTS, DONT READ THEM. NO ONE ASKED YOU TO, AND NO ONE ASKED YOU TO ANSWER TO THE POST. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Gosh…….thank goodness your WHOLE group isn’t like this! I don’t >really care what this Jenny person has done or anyone else for that >victims in your "claws". Is this not a cat group? or did I stumble into >a "catty" group? I really hope if you ladies have children you don’t >teach them to gang up on people like you do in here! >I imagine I’ll be your NEXT victim now? > Now _that’s_ funny. :-D > But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for > "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and > good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, > charming women in their lives? > This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the > latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed > expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can > be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. > I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love > to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the > real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. > Ina, > still laughing > — > Don’t say never to me.
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Furbies! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Sounds like one of those fuzzy little critters with the big eyes that >their name?
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> Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for!
<snip> > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have.
Now _that’s_ funny. :-D But I have an idea. Shouldn’t we try to convince the ex (substitute for "worn out") of another poster (who shall remain nameless) that he and good old Dave should meet up and share some stories about the wonderful, charming women in their lives? This might possibly be a little dangerous though, considering that the latter is a blow-up doll dressed up as a surgeon <insert impressed expression here>, but what the heck. If surgeon guy slashes Dave he can be replaced with a new one (on sale, I guess) from K-Mart. I’m sure the dungeon keeper’s current plastic fantastic lover would love to join them as well. I really don’t know why I didn’t understand the real reason she declawed her cats, until now. I’ve seen the light. Yeah. Ina, still laughing — Don’t say never to me.
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Sounds like one of those fuzzy little critters with the big eyes that their name?
: ROFLMAOWMP!!! : : She must’ve paid extra for a "thinking" blow up doll!!! (Perhaps blow up : doll Dave has batteries too?) : : Bugsy :
: > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had : >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! : > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to : >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little : >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. : >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my : >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I : >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. : > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. : >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she : >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She : >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her : >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a : >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. : > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies : >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in : >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, : >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this : >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. : > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to : >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else : >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has : >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ : >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists : >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down : >for all to see. : > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like : >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that : >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with : >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever : >have. : > : >– : >NightHeart : > : >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore : > : >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & : >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 : > : >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html : >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. : >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/ : :
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LOL! Thanks for the chuckle…I needed that today. :- lmg _ Laura M. Grindle _ / _ ,_ _
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ROFLMAOWMP!!! She must’ve paid extra for a "thinking" blow up doll!!! (Perhaps blow up doll Dave has batteries too?) Bugsy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down >for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have. >– >NightHeart >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
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Oh HA HA HA.. this is way too funny… :) Rhonda (doh-duh) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had > alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to > be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little > clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. > They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my > life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I > realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. > The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she > embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She > is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her > time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a > sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies > a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in > Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, > but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this > habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to > get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else > except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has > told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ > now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists > on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down > for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like > Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that > doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with > that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever > have. > — > NightHeart > "If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore > "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & > that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 > http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html > for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. > http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
– "Never underestimate the Power of stupid people in large groups." -someone
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that is funnier than sh!t! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hi, I’m Dave. As the love of my life, Jackie, uh, Jenny, had >alluded to, I am willing to come here and give you what for! > We are very happy together. Why, she was even claiming me to >be her husband back before I even proposed. Yes, this seemed a little >clingy, but as I had no other opportunities to date, I put up with it. >They day we met was magic. It was as if I had lived the whole of my >life previous to that in a dark box. Only when I saw her face did I >realize that I had never truly seen the light before. > You must realize, however, that Jenny doesn’t make mistakes. >The only reason they appear that way is because of the raw passion she >embodies, and channels into her vain attempts to educate you all. She >is a gorgeous hunk of womanhood, resplendent even when she spends her >time pounding her lovely fists into her keyboard and swearing like a >sailor when she is mocked by you ignorant fools once more. > She is very detailed as well. Right next to her computer lies >a yellow notepad, where she jots down all the claims she posts in >Usenet. She does this to make sure she doesn’t contradict herself, >but she does have a habit of losing that pad. You may think this >habit is careless; I prefer to see it as cute. > She’s quite generous as well. Not once has she asked me to >get a job, take out the trash, leave the house, or do anything else >except lay around and just *be* my hunky self. More than once she has >told me no other girl would listen to me, since we are ’soul mates’ >now and forever. In fact, she doesn’t even let me type, but insists >on my just speaking and allowing her to place my eloquent prose down >for all to see. > Yes, I must say I’m quite happy. I’ve never known anyone like >Jenny before. In fact, I’ve never known anyone before, but that >doesn’t matter. Only Jenny can hear me, and I’m quite content with >that. Truly, this is the best life any male blow-up doll could ever >have. >– >NightHeart >"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore >"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & >that one word is ‘to be prepared.’" – Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 >http://members.tripod.com/~NightHeart/index.html >for anti-AOL articles, pics, quotes and more. >http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/conolly/102/
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