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Twin Mom said: >Funny, I read that >exact same story here several months >ago
I think that happens with lots of these stories. There’s the mustard/poupon one, the we’re *just* moms one, the friend whose thinking about children one, etc..I like most of them – and this one was pretty good – but they all seem to make the *rounds*. Thanks for posting this one though. My Dad will get a kick out of it. Lol. — Later, Sophie mom to Charlotte (2) and Patrick (8 months)
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> I swear that if farts were colored, we’d have contests to see if > we could mix the colors when we were with other guys. > Maybe then women would appreciate it as an art form.
Nope. They’d still smell like, well, farts. You know the saying "a rose, by any other name would still smell as sweet." I think we can coin a new one here. "A fart, no matter its color, would still stink as bad." ;-} Sharon
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>"A fart, no matter its color, would still >stink as bad." >;-} >Sharon
HAHAHAHA!!!! Love it. — Later, Sophie mom to Charlotte (2) and Patrick (8 months)
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Hahaha!!! Passed along story or not, it’s hilarious. Makes you realize kids really will say the darndest things 
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Aula and all in the group, I am sorry I forgot to make it clear that the story I posted was something I recieved from a friend. I dont know who it actually happened to, or if it really did. I just thought it was really funny and made a good point. Liz
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Funny, I read that exact same story here several months ago, I thought in a parenting magazine, but maybe it was here. Did you just re-post it, or was this a "borrowed" experience. Still a funny story, but I question it’s origin. No insult intended, I’m just curious.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> ROFLMAO!!!!! That is a real good laugh, but I can imagine how mortified you > were! > -Aula > Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? I hope you > remember my story when they start getting frustrated. My three year > old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him > constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between > errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. > While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so > of course I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then > I realized that Matt had not ask to go potty in a while, so I ask him, > and he said "no." I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an > accident and I didn’t have any clothes with me."Then I said "Matt are > you sure you did not have an accident?" > "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have had, because the smell > was getting worse. So …. I ask one more time, "Matt, did you have an > accident?"This time with a little smirk on his face, he jumped up, > yanked down > his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled …. "See MOM. > IT’S JUST FARTS!" While a hundred people nearly choked to death on their > tacos,he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food like > nothing happened. > I was mortified … but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot > better when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they ever > had!
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between >errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. >=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so >of course I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then >I realized that Matt had not ask to go potty in a while, so I ask him, >and he said "no." I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an >accident and I didn’t have any clothes with me."Then I said "Matt are >you sure you did not have an accident?" >"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have had, because the smell >was getting worse. So …. I ask one more time, "Matt, did you have an >accident?"This time with a little smirk on his face, he jumped up, >yanked down >his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled …. "See MOM. >IT’S JUST FARTS!" While a hundred people nearly choked to death on their >tacos,he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food like >nothing happened. >I was mortified … but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot >better when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they ever >had!
See? It wasn’t an accident at all. It was a very intentional release of internal gas to make him feel better. It’s a GuyThing ™. I swear that if farts were colored, we’d have contests to see if we could mix the colors when we were with other guys. Maybe then women would appreciate it as an art form. — Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job. It is your job to find ways around your boss’s roadblocks.
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Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? I hope you remember my story when they start getting frustrated.
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