Pure Parents

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  Well, Jackie, you certainly could have fooled me about your alleged "six-figure income."  I can just imagine what you do to earn that kind of money.  Whatever it is, it’s obvious that education and good manners are not requirements at whatever company you work for.  And if you’re self-employed, we can say the same thing about the company you keep.  You must suffer from what they call the "Murphy Brown" syndrome.  Your career is more important to you than anything else.  One day you’ll have to explain to your spoiled children why you denied them the two-parent heterosexual household that God wants them to have.  You’ll have to tell them why you put your own lust and greed ahead of their psychological, social, and above all spiritual well-being.  Do they even know who their father is?  Do you?  Do you know what kind of gene pool you dipped yourself into?  Just thinking about the lifestyles of the rich and promiscuous makes me sick.  You need to meet Jesus and repent, woman, and the sooner the better.  There are BILLIONS of rich people burning in hell right now.  All the wealth they enjoyed on earth, which they stingily kept back from the needy and from Holy Churches like mine that sends miracle-working missionaries to twelve countries in Mother Africa and Haiti, as well as our own crime-ridden inner cities, will not buy them even a drop of water to cool their scorched tongues.  They will suffer in agony forever.  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Are you sure you want to join them by hording all that dirty money?  I think you should find yourself a decent Bible-believing Christian Church and start triple-tithing that six-figure income.  If you don’t you could be lifted out of the diamond mine and hurled bodily into a cinder one!  God will also put a stop to the wicked "pride" you feel in your sins.  What kind of example are you setting for your children by teaching them that family values are obsolete?  Are you in league with the devil or something?  Is that why you do his bidding?  You may think the devil is trying to help you by promising you all that foolish "self-aggrandizement."        In reality he’s only setting you up for the biggest fall of all — your fall into the Bottomless Pit.  I’ll be praying for your innocent children, my child.  They don’t deserve the kind of "mother" you are to them.  They deserve to know, love, and obey Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!  And you remember this: hell is ten times hotter than any desert you may live in.  And once you’re there you NEVER get out!!! Jesus Loves EVEN You, Wretched FILTH That You Are! Before you buy.

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TROLL! TROLL! TROLL! May God bless you, mother Hickey, and have great mercy upon your wretched soul.

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<deep breath in> <deep breath out> <deep breath in> <deep breath out> I will not feed the troll. I will not feed the troll.  I will not feed the troll.  I will not feed the troll.  I will not feed the troll.  I WILL not feed the troll. I will NOT feed the troll. <deep breath in> <deep breath out> <deep breath in> <deep breath out> Jackie "Single parent…..who not only is happy about it, but proud of it…."

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She was responding to an original post from a Troll. If you keep feeding the fire, you are going to get burned. Don’t waste your time typing to such nuisances. Troll. Troll. Troll. Anyhow, your sarcasim won’t win anyone to Christ.  Even Jesus loves the sinners. You were one once, too. — zipper http://embark.to/sandra – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >  Well, Jackie, you certainly could have fooled me about your alleged >"six-figure income."  I can just imagine what you do to earn that kind of >money. Whatever it is, it’s obvious that education and good manners are not >requirements at whatever company you work for. And if you’re self-employed, >we can say the same thing about the company you keep.  You must suffer from >what they call the "Murphy Brown" syndrome.  Your career is more important to >you than anything else.  One day you’ll have to explain to your spoiled >children why you denied them the two-parent heterosexual household that God >wants them to have.  You’ll have to tell them why you put your own lust and >greed ahead of their psychological, social, and above all spiritual >well-being.  Do they even know who their father is?  Do you?  Do you know >what kind of gene pool you dipped yourself into?  Just thinking about the >lifestyles of the rich and promiscuous makes me sick.  You need to meet Jesus >and repent, woman, and the sooner the better.  There are BILLIONS of rich >people burning in hell right now.  All the wealth they enjoyed on earth, >which they stingily kept back from the needy and from Holy Churches like mine >that sends miracle-working missionaries to twelve countries in Mother Africa >and Haiti, as well as our own crime-ridden inner cities, will not buy them >even a drop of water to cool their scorched tongues.  They will suffer in >agony forever. Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Are you sure you want to join them by hording >all that dirty money?  I think you should find yourself a decent >Bible-believing Christian Church and start triple-tithing that six-figure >income.  If you don’t you could be lifted out of the diamond mine and hurled >bodily into a cinder one!  God will also put a stop to the wicked "pride" you >feel in your sins.  What kind of example are you setting for your children by >teaching them that family values are obsolete? Are you in league with the >devil or something?  Is that why you do his bidding?  You may think the devil >is trying to help you by promising you all that foolish >"self-aggrandizement." In reality he’s only setting you up for the biggest >fall of all — your fall into the Bottomless Pit.  I’ll be praying for your >innocent children, my child.  They don’t deserve the kind of "mother" you are >to them.  They deserve to know, love, and obey Our Lord and Savior Jesus >Christ!  And you remember this: hell is ten times hotter than any desert you >may live in.  And once you’re there you NEVER get out!!! Jesus Loves EVEN >You, Wretched FILTH That You Are! >Before you buy.

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DROP it, Hickey!  Judgement and punishment is God’s job, right?  What do you care if something ‘bothers’ someone?  You said that judgment day is fast approaching. So where, exactly, do you get off doing the job ahead of time??? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >         Aren’t you the one who had children out of wedlock?  Doesn’t it > bother you that God has branded you a fornicator and that unrepentant > fornicators will not be welcome in the Kingdom of Heaven?  Don’t you > think you’d better repent while there’s still time?  Judgment Day is fast > approaching, you know. > : I would like to invite everyone to my house for thanksgiving dinner, to sit > : wherever you damn well please.  This invitation includes:  all us "single" > : parents, those with live-in lovers, those with multiple lovers, those without > : lovers, those who masterbate… > There’s only one e in "masturbate," child.  See what all that loose > living has done for you?  It’s made you illiterate. > : …those who are gay, lesbian or bisexual (You MUST > : bring your partner to the table),  any transvestites out there, all the > : children of the above mentioned BUT > You are obviously not the least bit serious.  Laugh and mock the Lord and > His Sacred Laws now.  There will be no laughter in hell.  That’s where > people who refuse to take the Holy Bible seriously wind up. > : the following are excluded from my thanksgiving feast: > : Any Bible Preaching F*cking Assholes who are so whacked out… > I believe the word you’re groping for is "wacked."  Why not get yourself > a good dictionary the next time your welfare check comes? > : …they don’t know when they don’t belong on a newsgroup. > God has instructed me to preach here.  Your opinions of my "place" here > or anywhere else are totally irrelevant to me. > : Please feel free to add to my list of invited attendees but be > : warned…….those who are exluded are EXCLUDED. > The way you’re acting, you’re going to be excluded from Heaven — forever. > : Rules: > : 1.)  Sit wherever you like.  If you sweat and leave your germs, that is > : okay as anyone with half a brain know that this is of no concern for virus > : transmission.  Sweat all you like. > Deadly viruses are present in sweat.  They can be transmitted through > contact with any bodily fluid, including sweat. > : 2.) Public displays of affection are encouraged.  Please do not hesitate to > : open the minds of the children at the table by showing them tolerance to the > : diversity we find in our every day lives. > You mean "tolerance" of Satan’s own corruption.  Your children should be > taken from you and put into a decent home where they’ll be brought up > properly.  I suppose you fornicate right in front of your children. > That’s an ABOMINATION unto the Lord. > : 3.) Children can have desert (seconds too)… > Do you mean they can go play in the desert?  What if they don’t happen to > live near one?  Are you going to drive them to it?  Or are you going to > learn to spell "dessert"? > : …and they don’t have to eat ANY vegetables.  They can have whatever > : they want as we will also have macaroni and cheese, hot dogs or peanut > : butter and jelly sandwiches available. > As ye sow, so shall ye reap.  You’ll have a houseful of confused, > rootless, undisciplined brats who are fat and have bad teeth.  Children > deserve better care than that, just as they deserve a two-parent home and > a mother who loves God enough to obey His Commandments and flees > fornication.  It sounds like you’ve embraced it — or worse! > : Jackie > : "Single parent…..who not only is happy about it, but proud of it…." > Pride goeth before a fall, my dear, as you’ll soon discover… > Praying for you, > And believe me, you need it! > Mother Hickey of New Sodom  -|- > Jesus’ Special Friend        |

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>>         Aren’t you the one who had children out of wedlock?  Doesn’t it > bother you that God has branded you a fornicator and that unrepentant > fornicators will not be welcome in the Kingdom of Heaven?  Don’t you > think you’d better repent while there’s still time?  Judgment Day is fast > approaching, you know. >Hey, I would be a fornicator if I could at some point find a date.. >Does that count?

Oh my……where the hell is this discussion headed exactly? Alt.parenting.solutions to loneliness…. perhaps? Josie

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Sounds like a good do, if I could afford the flight I’m there!! — Have fun, Kate (Scotland) Mom 2 Geran (Hallowe’en ‘97) Visit my website at http://x-stream.fortunecity.com/elmst/41 Remeber, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.. Before you buy.

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Angel here > I would like to invite everyone to my house for thanksgiving dinner, to sit > wherever you damn well please.  

Uh, does that include the pregnant-lady eating sofa, where it will take 3 strong men to get me on my feet? Count me in.  I’ll bring my grandmother’s rolls, and 3 pies (pumpkin, pecan and chocolate). >This invitation includes:  all us "single" > parents, those with live-in lovers, those with multiple lovers, those without > lovers, those who masterbate, those who are gay, lesbian or bisexual (You MUST > bring your partner to the table),  any transvestites out there, all the > children of the above mentioned BUT

How about us stodgy married folks? With kids? (my girlfriend lives out of state, and his boyfriend is taking his new wife to Montana)  Okay, maybe we’re not stodgy. As for #4, masturbators: please make them wash their hands before coming to the table?  8) I’ll make my sticky urchins wash their hands in return. > the following are excluded from my thanksgiving feast: > Any Bible Preaching F*cking Assholes who are so whacked out they don’t know > when they don’t belong on a newsgroup.

Ooops, we can’t come.  I like quoting Canticles until my husband blushes. > Please feel free to add to my list of invited attendees but be > warned…….those who are exluded are EXCLUDED. > Rules: > 1.)  Sit wherever you like.  If you sweat and leave your germs, that is okay as > anyone with half a brain know that this is of no concern for virus > transmission.  Sweat all you like.

I thought that was what anti-perspirant was for. (I’ll surreptitiously hand the poor chap a second napkin if he needs it) > 2.) Public displays of affection are encouraged.  Please do not hesitate to > open the minds of the children at the table by showing them tolerance to the > diversity we find in our every day lives.

Please not at the table.  Just as we don’t comb our hair, do our make-up or sing at the table, so we don’t kiss or grope there either.  I know, I’m bourgeois.  Hand-holding is fine, as are verbal endearments, and "here, try this" off one’s fork. > 3.) Children can have desert (seconds too) and they don’t have to eat ANY > vegetables.  They can have whatever they want as we will also have macaroni and > cheese, hot dogs or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches available.

Olives and pickles too?  My kids eat those and the sweet potatoes and leave the rest alone. (So instead of not eating their veggies, all they eat is veggies) So where are we meeting, hon? Angel, who can’t travel, unfortunately "Next year in Columbus!"

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> I know I made a vow not to feed the troll, but so help me God, here I go…… > ass: >Aren’t you the one who had children out of wedlock? > Yup….. >Doesn’t it >bother you that God has branded you a fornicator > Nope……

How else are children brought into the world?  The stork doesn’t bring them, and they sure don’t grow in the cabbage patch. >Why not get yourself >a good dictionary the next time your welfare check comes? > Gee, last I checked, my six figure salary precluded me from receiving welfare. >Your children should be >taken from you and put into a decent home where they’ll be brought up >properly.

What the hell does that mean? Are only married people allowed to raise children?  Or only insane bible-thumping bigots allowed to raise children.   Please verify this for all of us. > I pity the poor schmuck that tries to take my child from me.  Although, it may > give me a legitimate reason to rot in hell. >Do you mean they can go play in the desert? > Why of course!  I live in the desert after all. >Or are you going to >learn to spell "dessert"?

Desert…dessert… what difference does it make which the children play in as long as they have fun?? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > spelling. > Jackie > "Single parent…..who not only is happy about it, but proud of it…."

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Oh Bite Me It’s Fun! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >         Aren’t you the one who had children out of wedlock?  Doesn’t it > bother you that God has branded you a fornicator and that unrepentant > fornicators will not be welcome in the Kingdom of Heaven?  Don’t you > think you’d better repent while there’s still time?  Judgment Day is fast > approaching, you know. > : I would like to invite everyone to my house for thanksgiving dinner, to sit > : wherever you damn well please.  This invitation includes:  all us "single" > : parents, those with live-in lovers, those with multiple lovers, those without > : lovers, those who masterbate… > There’s only one e in "masturbate," child.  See what all that loose > living has done for you?  It’s made you illiterate. > : …those who are gay, lesbian or bisexual (You MUST > : bring your partner to the table),  any transvestites out there, all the > : children of the above mentioned BUT > You are obviously not the least bit serious.  Laugh and mock the Lord and > His Sacred Laws now.  There will be no laughter in hell.  That’s where > people who refuse to take the Holy Bible seriously wind up. > : the following are excluded from my thanksgiving feast: > : Any Bible Preaching F*cking Assholes who are so whacked out… > I believe the word you’re groping for is "wacked."  Why not get yourself > a good dictionary the next time your welfare check comes? > : …they don’t know when they don’t belong on a newsgroup. > God has instructed me to preach here.  Your opinions of my "place" here > or anywhere else are totally irrelevant to me. > : Please feel free to add to my list of invited attendees but be > : warned…….those who are exluded are EXCLUDED. > The way you’re acting, you’re going to be excluded from Heaven — forever. > : Rules: > : 1.)  Sit wherever you like.  If you sweat and leave your germs, that is > : okay as anyone with half a brain know that this is of no concern for virus > : transmission.  Sweat all you like. > Deadly viruses are present in sweat.  They can be transmitted through > contact with any bodily fluid, including sweat. > : 2.) Public displays of affection are encouraged.  Please do not hesitate to > : open the minds of the children at the table by showing them tolerance to the > : diversity we find in our every day lives. > You mean "tolerance" of Satan’s own corruption.  Your children should be > taken from you and put into a decent home where they’ll be brought up > properly.  I suppose you fornicate right in front of your children. > That’s an ABOMINATION unto the Lord. > : 3.) Children can have desert (seconds too)… > Do you mean they can go play in the desert?  What if they don’t happen to > live near one?  Are you going to drive them to it?  Or are you going to > learn to spell "dessert"? > : …and they don’t have to eat ANY vegetables.  They can have whatever > : they want as we will also have macaroni and cheese, hot dogs or peanut > : butter and jelly sandwiches available. > As ye sow, so shall ye reap.  You’ll have a houseful of confused, > rootless, undisciplined brats who are fat and have bad teeth.  Children > deserve better care than that, just as they deserve a two-parent home and > a mother who loves God enough to obey His Commandments and flees > fornication.  It sounds like you’ve embraced it — or worse! > : Jackie > : "Single parent…..who not only is happy about it, but proud of it…." > Pride goeth before a fall, my dear, as you’ll soon discover… > Praying for you, > And believe me, you need it! > Mother Hickey of New Sodom  -|- > Jesus’ Special Friend        |

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I know I made a vow not to feed the troll, but so help me God, here I go……

ass: >Aren’t you the one who had children out of wedlock?

Yup….. >Doesn’t it >bother you that God has branded you a fornicator

Nope…… >Why not get yourself >a good dictionary the next time your welfare check comes?  

Gee, last I checked, my six figure salary precluded me from receiving welfare. >Your children should be >taken from you and put into a decent home where they’ll be brought up >properly.  

I pity the poor schmuck that tries to take my child from me.  Although, it may give me a legitimate reason to rot in hell. >Do you mean they can go play in the desert?  

Why of course!  I live in the desert after all. >Or are you going to >learn to spell "dessert"?

spelling. Jackie "Single parent…..who not only is happy about it, but proud of it…."

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        Aren’t you the one who had children out of wedlock?  Doesn’t it bother you that God has branded you a fornicator and that unrepentant fornicators will not be welcome in the Kingdom of Heaven?  Don’t you think you’d better repent while there’s still time?  Judgment Day is fast approaching, you know.

: I would like to invite everyone to my house for thanksgiving dinner, to sit : wherever you damn well please.  This invitation includes:  all us "single" : parents, those with live-in lovers, those with multiple lovers, those without : lovers, those who masterbate… There’s only one e in "masturbate," child.  See what all that loose living has done for you?  It’s made you illiterate. : …those who are gay, lesbian or bisexual (You MUST : bring your partner to the table),  any transvestites out there, all the : children of the above mentioned BUT You are obviously not the least bit serious.  Laugh and mock the Lord and His Sacred Laws now.  There will be no laughter in hell.  That’s where people who refuse to take the Holy Bible seriously wind up. : the following are excluded from my thanksgiving feast: : Any Bible Preaching F*cking Assholes who are so whacked out… I believe the word you’re groping for is "wacked."  Why not get yourself a good dictionary the next time your welfare check comes?   : …they don’t know when they don’t belong on a newsgroup. God has instructed me to preach here.  Your opinions of my "place" here or anywhere else are totally irrelevant to me. : Please feel free to add to my list of invited attendees but be : warned…….those who are exluded are EXCLUDED. The way you’re acting, you’re going to be excluded from Heaven — forever. : Rules: : 1.)  Sit wherever you like.  If you sweat and leave your germs, that is : okay as anyone with half a brain know that this is of no concern for virus : transmission.  Sweat all you like. Deadly viruses are present in sweat.  They can be transmitted through contact with any bodily fluid, including sweat. : 2.) Public displays of affection are encouraged.  Please do not hesitate to : open the minds of the children at the table by showing them tolerance to the : diversity we find in our every day lives. You mean "tolerance" of Satan’s own corruption.  Your children should be taken from you and put into a decent home where they’ll be brought up properly.  I suppose you fornicate right in front of your children.   That’s an ABOMINATION unto the Lord. : 3.) Children can have desert (seconds too)… Do you mean they can go play in the desert?  What if they don’t happen to live near one?  Are you going to drive them to it?  Or are you going to learn to spell "dessert"? : …and they don’t have to eat ANY vegetables.  They can have whatever : they want as we will also have macaroni and cheese, hot dogs or peanut : butter and jelly sandwiches available. As ye sow, so shall ye reap.  You’ll have a houseful of confused, rootless, undisciplined brats who are fat and have bad teeth.  Children deserve better care than that, just as they deserve a two-parent home and a mother who loves God enough to obey His Commandments and flees fornication.  It sounds like you’ve embraced it — or worse! : Jackie : "Single parent…..who not only is happy about it, but proud of it…." Pride goeth before a fall, my dear, as you’ll soon discover… Praying for you, And believe me, you need it! Mother Hickey of New Sodom  -|- Jesus’ Special Friend        |

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I would like to invite everyone to my house for thanksgiving dinner, to sit wherever you damn well please.  This invitation includes:  all us "single" parents, those with live-in lovers, those with multiple lovers, those without lovers, those who masterbate, those who are gay, lesbian or bisexual (You MUST bring your partner to the table),  any transvestites out there, all the children of the above mentioned BUT the following are excluded from my thanksgiving feast: Any Bible Preaching F*cking Assholes who are so whacked out they don’t know when they don’t belong on a newsgroup. Please feel free to add to my list of invited attendees but be warned…….those who are exluded are EXCLUDED. Rules: 1.)  Sit wherever you like.  If you sweat and leave your germs, that is okay as anyone with half a brain know that this is of no concern for virus transmission.  Sweat all you like. 2.) Public displays of affection are encouraged.  Please do not hesitate to open the minds of the children at the table by showing them tolerance to the diversity we find in our every day lives. 3.) Children can have desert (seconds too) and they don’t have to eat ANY vegetables.  They can have whatever they want as we will also have macaroni and cheese, hot dogs or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches available. Jackie "Single parent…..who not only is happy about it, but proud of it…."

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