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— origin: alt.parenting.solutions: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->|>I can appreciate the fact that your personal experience is both >|>sad and sick >| >|What in the hell are you talking about now?!? >| >|>I have offered you a solution — repentance. >| >|It is between the Lord and I if I have repented. It is none of your business. >| >| >| > If you >|>refuse to take my advice I cannot accept any responsibility for your >|>psychologicxal or spiritual problems. >| >|Well of course you can’t. You don’t even take responsibility for yourself. >| >| >I can assure you that whatever your husband does he does nothing >|>to help or "serve" me in any way. >| >|He serves his country as a US ARMY Major, you silly simpleton. And >|unfortunately you live in our country. >| >| >| >You could be opening yourself up >|>to a serious lawsuit. >|> >|Idle threats from an idle mind.
I once heard the saying that "idle hands are the devil’s workshop". I guess they had Max in mind when they said that. ;-) Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil." BAAWA Knight | "The Truth against the World." ICQ 26776011 | — Bardic Motto If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all. —- Noam Chomsky
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— origin: alt.parenting.solutions: >| I can appreciate the fact that your personal experience is both >|sad and sick. I have offered you a solution — repentance. If you >|refuse to take my advice I cannot accept any responsibility for your >|psychologicxal or spiritual problems. >| I can assure you that whatever your husband does he does nothing >|to help or "serve" me in any way. Please disabuse yourself of the false >|notion that he is breaking his back on my account. He isn’t and never has. >| I have also listened to the last threat I’m going to from you. >|Dejanews will inform you of my complaint against you soon. If you want a >|private forum, don’t name it after me. You could be opening yourself up >|to a serious lawsuit.
Hey, hickster, take a sledgehammer and use it to bash your goddamn demented insane bullshit back up whichever of your festering bodily orifices it came from. Re: Lawsuits: Put up or shut up, smegma breath. Re: Masturbation: Children do it, it is normal. Adults do it, it is normal. You masturbate mentally all over usenet since it is odds on that you do not have the bodily equipment to masturbate with. Anything taken to excess can be a problem, though. Like you. Get help, Max. Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil." BAAWA Knight | "The Truth against the World." ICQ 26776011 | — Bardic Motto If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all. —- Noam Chomsky
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Yoo-Hoo…. I thought there was some discussion regarding feed trolls!
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>I can appreciate the fact that your personal experience is both >sad and sick
What in the hell are you talking about now?!? >I have offered you a solution — repentance.
It is between the Lord and I if I have repented. It is none of your business. > If you >refuse to take my advice I cannot accept any responsibility for your >psychologicxal or spiritual problems.
Well of course you can’t. You don’t even take responsibility for yourself. >I can assure you that whatever your husband does he does nothing >to help or "serve" me in any way.
He serves his country as a US ARMY Major, you silly simpleton. And unfortunately you live in our country. >You could be opening yourself up >to a serious lawsuit.
Idle threats from an idle mind. Laura C. Holcomb I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? I don’t talk to assholes, I only wipe them.
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: What in the hell are you talking about now?!? You said you felt that the world was sad and sick. I was explaining that such feelings are a part of your own experience but not of mine, or indeed of most psychologically healthy individuals. : It is between the Lord and I if I have repented. It is none of your business. "I" can never be the object of a preposition. You are supposed to let your Light shine before men. If you let only your hatred and anger show, you are serving the devil, not God. I’m here to help you if you’ll just calm down and invite Jesus into your heart to cleanse you. : Well of course you can’t. You don’t even take responsibility for yourself. I don’t think I’ve failed in that regard. : He serves his country as a US ARMY Major, you silly simpleton. And : unfortunately you live in our country. Good for him! I’m at war with Satan, not with Saddam Hussein. Whatever your husband is doing, it does not help me. Get over your pride. It’s one of the Seven Deadly Sins. : Idle threats from an idle mind. Is that a confession? : I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? And I hope you’re being treated for your condition, whatever it is. Jesus Loves You, Laura, Mother Hickey of Dallas
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>: He serves his country as a US ARMY Major, you silly simpleton. And >: unfortunately you live in our country. >Good for him! I’m at war with Satan, not with Saddam Hussein. Whatever >your husband is doing, it does not help me. Get over your pride. It’s >one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
You’ll think differently when the United States are invaded by another country that doesn’t allow freedom of speech or religion (even your brand). As it stands right now, the United States does not have a large enough force to stop such a thing if it were to happen. Theresea
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The seven deadly sins are not even biblical. Laura C. Holcomb I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? I don’t talk to assholes, I only wipe them.
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I wouldn’t say that I would encourage a child to masturbate – although i believe i would encourage a teen precisely to assist in their sex life. I remember my step son fondling himself quite absentmindedly when sat on his Dad’s lap once. he didn’t even know he was doing it. His Dad was a bit freaked out and I just winked at him and said ‘playing with yourself is like picking your nose – you only do it when you’re on your own and you don’t really tell people about it’. He’s remembered it ever since – and if we see little ones doing it he winks at me and says ’sort of thing you only do on your own really’. It is totally healthy to masturbate. Like I said – while she is a kid it shouldn’t be encouraged like your friend is, per se, but once she’s a teenager it should be encouraged! I’ve had lots of friends who didn’t learn to have an orgasm until their late twenties because they’d never masturbated because they thought it was wrong. Few fiddles later and they’re having great sex! She’ll be fine – don’t worry – just re-iterate what you’ve told her and try the jokey approach like above and you won’t be passing on any condemning at all. Good luck! N – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > When a child discovers their private parts, whats considered normal in their > explorations? My daughter knows not to do it in front of people and I am > trying to teach her its not bad {though I am still so indoctrinated that is it > not a healthy act} How do I know her explorations are normal? She is not > constantly manipulating herself or anything but every once in awhile I catch > her rubbing herself on furniture or rocking on her foot. What can I do?!? I > do not want to be a prude about this {I grew up thinking that masturbating was > bad, thanks to my sister who told me how bad I was when she caught me} But I > also don’t want to have a silly idea like my friend who says about her 8 year > old "Oh if she learns to pleasure herself she will have a great sex life. I > encourage her to masturbate" I don’t want to condemn, nor do I want to > condone. So what can I do??? Please help I am desperate!!! > Laura C. Holcomb > Hey you wanna get into a pissing contest?
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>I never said you were a whore, or that you read pornography. But >your description of a child "rubbing against the furniture" to masturbate >is nothing less than pornographic and shouldn’t be posted on this group.
It saddens me greatly that my husband serves his country and defends people and that unfortunately you are one of the people he defends.. Sick sad world. Get the hell out of my forum. I will see to it that you can only read but not post. Laura C. Holcomb I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? I don’t talk to assholes, I only wipe them.
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I can appreciate the fact that your personal experience is both sad and sick. I have offered you a solution — repentance. If you refuse to take my advice I cannot accept any responsibility for your psychologicxal or spiritual problems. I can assure you that whatever your husband does he does nothing to help or "serve" me in any way. Please disabuse yourself of the false notion that he is breaking his back on my account. He isn’t and never has. I have also listened to the last threat I’m going to from you. Dejanews will inform you of my complaint against you soon. If you want a private forum, don’t name it after me. You could be opening yourself up to a serious lawsuit. Jesus Loves You, In SPITE of Everything Merciful Mother Hickey of Dallas
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>God made sex pleasurable so the human race would propagate >|itself. Until fairly recently in human history the majority of people >|were too busy to spend too much time frolicking in bed — or elsewhere.
Oh gosh!! Does that mean making love in the shower is a sin??? >Sex had to be appealing so work wouldn’t supersede it. Even now we >|devote only a small percentage of our time to having sex.
That would explain alot about you, Max Laura C. Holcomb I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? I don’t talk to assholes, I only wipe them.
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these words: : The gutter holds far more attractions than the vile bilge that spews : forth from *your* twisted mind. You would know. I wouldn’t. My mind is as pure as a mountain stream. Love, Henrietta Hickey -|- Dallas, Texas | What do you know about Truth? Nothing that I can see. Ditto tolerance.
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I never said you were a whore, or that you read pornography. But your description of a child "rubbing against the furniture" to masturbate is nothing less than pornographic and shouldn’t be posted on this group. Please don’t put words in my mouth, Miss Ho-Hum. Enough flow out of it already. I’m sure everyone will agree with me. I also see that you have admitted in writing that you are stupid. Case closed. Jesus STILL Loves You, Mother Hickey of Dallas First Universal Christian Kingdom
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— origin: alt.parenting.solutions: >| >| God made sex pleasurable so the human race would propagate >|itself. Until fairly recently in human history the majority of people >|were too busy to spend too much time frolicking in bed — or elsewhere. >|Sex had to be appealing so work wouldn’t supersede it. Even now we >|devote only a small percentage of our time to having sex. Foreplay is >|another story. Writers of filthy pornography spend ALL their time >|working on that. Of course that’s no secret to you, Laura Ho-Hum. By the >|way, I thought you and your husband had grown tired of reading my >|sermonettes. I gather that on the contrary you’re my BIGGEST fan! God >|bless you. Your heart’s in the right place, even if your mind’s in the >|gutter.
The gutter holds far more attractions than the vile bilge that spews forth from *your* twisted mind. Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil." BAAWA Knight | "The Truth against the World." ICQ 26776011 | — Bardic Motto If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all. —- Noam Chomsky
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> Writers of filthy pornography spend ALL their time >|working on that. Of course that’s no secret to you, Laura Ho-Hum
So now you’re calling me a whore? Where did you ever get the idea that I read pornography? Please address me correctly: It is Mrs. Holcomb to you, HerpesThing. . By the >|way, I thought you and your husband had grown tired of reading my >|sermonettes.
We could always use a good laugh and you are a riot a minute! I gather that on the contrary you’re my BIGGEST fan! No, I’m just stupid enough to continue to reply to your shit-ridden drivel. God >|bless you. Your heart’s in the right place, even if your mind’s in the >|gutter.
Right beside yours, dear. Laura C. Holcomb I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? I don’t talk to assholes, I only wipe them.
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God made sex pleasurable so the human race would propagate itself. Until fairly recently in human history the majority of people were too busy to spend too much time frolicking in bed — or elsewhere. Sex had to be appealing so work wouldn’t supersede it. Even now we devote only a small percentage of our time to having sex. Foreplay is another story. Writers of filthy pornography spend ALL their time working on that. Of course that’s no secret to you, Laura Ho-Hum. By the way, I thought you and your husband had grown tired of reading my sermonettes. I gather that on the contrary you’re my BIGGEST fan! God bless you. Your heart’s in the right place, even if your mind’s in the gutter. Jesus Loves You, Mother Hickey of Dallas
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I’ll thank you not to include my Good Name — or my son’s — in your pornographic creative writing projects from now on, Laura Ho-Hum. My son is happily married and has never offered offense to a woman in any fashion. He was properly circumcised by me and has learned to control his baser urges. Too bad you haven’t yet. : Then why didn’t he strike you impotent?? : You spill your useless seed on a daily basis Where did that rumor come from? I was by no means barren. I gave birth to four children. My husband lost the use of his legs but still has erections. Having relations with him became too much of a chore. I am going through menopause now — and I have never once even contemplated masturbating! : Your church is so large, yet you know every little thing that goes on in it? : Ohhh I get it you must have showed the girl how to use it.. Are you forgetting that I have special Spiritual Gifts of Discernment? In this case the girl brought me the accursed thing and asked me what she should do with it. During our Big Revivals, people bring us all manner of evil appurtenances — rock CDs, dirty magazines, inflatable dolls, and so on — and we BURN them all in a huge bonfire to spite the devil and destroy his works. : After of course you already used your "wicked thing" on the girl. I have no wicked things. Everything I touch is dedicated to Good, not evil. : You burned your "wicked thing?" Thank Christ for that!!!! I burned HER wicked vibrating gizmo. Bring me yours and I’ll burn it too! Finally, I offered you a solution to your problem. You can take it — and be blessed — or leave it — and be cursed. Masturbation is a sign that the devil has come into the very bedroom. Shun him and he will flee from you. Jesus Loves You, Mother Hickey of Dallas
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>I burned HER wicked vibrating gizmo. Bring me yours and I’ll burn it too!
But Mother Hickey! You gave me this vibrating gizmo as a gift!!!! It works great in mixing up milkshakes. Laura C. Holcomb I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? I don’t talk to assholes, I only wipe them.
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— origin: alt.parenting.solutions: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->| If Elijah had masturbated with his left hand WHILE his right >|hand was nailed to the wall, I would naturally have nailed the other hand >|to the wall as well and kept him there for TWO days. No one foils Mother >|Hickey. Fortunately I didn’t have to do that. Elijah learned his lesson >|and I faith-healed the nail print so that today there is only a tiny scar >|in the palm of his hand where a gaping hole once was. Praise the Lord! >| If he had continued to masturbate after I punished him I would >|have had to take more drastic measures. A couple from my Holy Church >|gave their son some sort of drug to kill his sex drive. I believe >|doctors can cut a nerve and prevent erections. I threatened to have him >|emasculated, not so much because he was a masturbator but because his >|birth parents were the scum of the earth and I wasn’t sure I wanted him >|to have children. I’m not exactly proud of what I did to the child. Now >|that I’m practically a grandmother I realize that what I did to the buy >|verged on the harsh. But it did the trick. Elijah stopped masturbating >|and lusting after our bikini-clad neighbor — I circulated a petition to >|have her vulgar displays stopped — and he is now happily married. >| Some kinds of wickedness must be stopped at all costs. >|Masturbation is one of them.
Max, are you an eunuch? Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil." BAAWA Knight | "The Truth against the World." ICQ 26776011 | — Bardic Motto If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all. —- Noam Chomsky
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When a child discovers their private parts, whats considered normal in their explorations? My daughter knows not to do it in front of people and I am trying to teach her its not bad {though I am still so indoctrinated that is it not a healthy act} How do I know her explorations are normal? She is not constantly manipulating herself or anything but every once in awhile I catch her rubbing herself on furniture or rocking on her foot. What can I do?!? I do not want to be a prude about this {I grew up thinking that masturbating was bad, thanks to my sister who told me how bad I was when she caught me} But I also don’t want to have a silly idea like my friend who says about her 8 year old "Oh if she learns to pleasure herself she will have a great sex life. I encourage her to masturbate" I don’t want to condemn, nor do I want to condone. So what can I do??? Please help I am desperate!!! Laura C. Holcomb Hey you wanna get into a pissing contest?
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> My adopted son Elijah wouldn’t stop masturbating even after I >took him to an exorcist. He got his hand nailed to the bedroom wall for >a day and a night and never tried it again.
If you nail a child’s hand to the wall, what happens if he continues to masturbate with his other hand? Just wondering…. Ed and Heidi
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I can’t believe what I’m reading! This is PORNOGRAPHY! Masturbation is THOROUGHLY evil because it is a mockery of the Sacred Marital Act. You must severely discipline your child whenever she rubs up against the furniture in a lewd and vile fashion. I’m not so sure about foot rocking. That could be perfectly innocent. If it isn’t, tell her that God did not create her body for such vulgar purposes and that she must desist from them at one. My adopted son Elijah wouldn’t stop masturbating even after I took him to an exorcist. He got his hand nailed to the bedroom wall for a day and a night and never tried it again. I don’t recommend that any of you try that at home. I suggest that you pray to God and ask Him how to deal with the situation. He DESPISES the frivolous spilling of seed. Masturbation in women prompts them to become lesbians or at least to love pleasure so much they avoid men. Any woman who encourages her child to masturbate should be arrested and charged with sexual abuse. The mother of a girl in my Holy Church gave her one of those disgusting vibrating gizmoes when she turned sixteen and told her it would "calm her down." The girl brought the wicked thing to me and I burned it in my Church for all to see, warning everyone to eschew such instruments of Satanic flesh worship. "…the body is NOT for fornication…" (I Corinthians 6:13). That includes masturbation. Explain to your children that their sexual organs are DIRTY and much not be touched except when they’re being washed. Jesus Loves You, Mother Hickey of Dallas
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->I can’t believe what I’m reading! This is PORNOGRAPHY! > Masturbation is THOROUGHLY evil because it is a mockery of the >Sacred Marital Act. You must severely discipline your child whenever she >rubs up against the furniture in a lewd and vile fashion. I’m not so >sure about foot rocking. That could be perfectly innocent. If it isn’t, >tell her that God did not create her body for such vulgar purposes and >that she must desist from them at one. > My adopted son Elijah wouldn’t stop masturbating even after I >took him to an exorcist. He got his hand nailed to the bedroom wall for >a day and a night and never tried it again. I don’t recommend that any >of you try that at home. I suggest that you pray to God and ask Him how >to deal with the situation. He DESPISES the frivolous spilling of seed. > Masturbation in women prompts them to become lesbians or at least >to love pleasure so much they avoid men. > Any woman who encourages her child to masturbate should be >arrested and charged with sexual abuse. The mother of a girl in my Holy >Church gave her one of those disgusting vibrating gizmoes when she turned >sixteen and told her it would "calm her down." The girl brought the >wicked thing to me and I burned it in my Church for all to see, warning >everyone to eschew such instruments of Satanic flesh worship. > "…the body is NOT for fornication…" (I Corinthians 6:13). >That includes masturbation. > Explain to your children that their sexual organs are DIRTY and >much not be touched except when they’re being washed. >Jesus Loves You, >Mother Hickey of Dallas
Then umm, how come God gave us the ability to have pleasure from these parts? Laura C. Holcomb I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? I don’t talk to assholes, I only wipe them.
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>My adopted son Elijah wouldn’t stop masturbating even after I >took him to an exorcist. He got his hand nailed to the bedroom wall for >a day and a night and never tried it again.
Oh yes, he now rapes women and tortures them needlessly!! I have heard about him!!! The second Ted Bundy I believe he is called > He DESPISES the frivolous spilling of seed.
Then why didn’t he strike you impotent?? You spill your useless seed on a daily basis >Masturbation in women prompts them to become lesbians or at least >to love pleasure so much they avoid men.
Is that what happened to you? >Any woman who encourages her child to masturbate should be >arrested and charged with sexual abuse.
And any man who impersonates women should be beat with a cat-o-nine tails.. {but then you would probably enjoy that} > The mother of a girl in my Holy >Church gave her one of those disgusting vibrating gizmoes when she turned >sixteen and told her it would "calm her down."
Your church is so large, yet you know every little thing that goes on in it? Ohhh I get it you must have showed the girl how to use it.. >The girl brought the >wicked thing to me
After of course you already used your "wicked thing" on the girl. >I burned it in my Church for all to see
You burned your "wicked thing?" Thank Christ for that!!!! >Explain to your children that their sexual organs are DIRTY and >much not be touched except when they’re being washed.
I will as soon as you get that filthy hand off of your burned up penis and stop spilling useless seed everywhere. Laura C. Holcomb I was diagnosed this way, whats your excuse? I don’t talk to assholes, I only wipe them.
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If Elijah had masturbated with his left hand WHILE his right hand was nailed to the wall, I would naturally have nailed the other hand to the wall as well and kept him there for TWO days. No one foils Mother Hickey. Fortunately I didn’t have to do that. Elijah learned his lesson and I faith-healed the nail print so that today there is only a tiny scar in the palm of his hand where a gaping hole once was. Praise the Lord! If he had continued to masturbate after I punished him I would have had to take more drastic measures. A couple from my Holy Church gave their son some sort of drug to kill his sex drive. I believe doctors can cut a nerve and prevent erections. I threatened to have him emasculated, not so much because he was a masturbator but because his birth parents were the scum of the earth and I wasn’t sure I wanted him to have children. I’m not exactly proud of what I did to the child. Now that I’m practically a grandmother I realize that what I did to the buy verged on the harsh. But it did the trick. Elijah stopped masturbating and lusting after our bikini-clad neighbor — I circulated a petition to have her vulgar displays stopped — and he is now happily married. Some kinds of wickedness must be stopped at all costs. Masturbation is one of them. Jesus Loves You, Mother Hickey of Dallas Maybe YOUR Only Hope!
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